........NY Post's Kyle Smith on VP Kamala Harris: "Why does she keep wearing those rejected-by-Kohl's pantsuits?"....Trump on Bob Woodward: "Longtime con man...Lightweight lapdog."....Fox News' Tucker Carlson: "Liz Cheney should be ashamed, but she's become far too degraded for shame."....Rep. Ronny Jackson on Omicron variant: "Democrats will do anything to CHEAT during an election."....Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene: "Nancy Mace is the trash in the GOP Conference."....Denver Post editorial board on Rep. Lauren Boebert: "Clearly incapable of remorse or reflection."....Michael Cohen on Trump's Big Lie: "This should become a documentary, and it should be called 'The Greatest Grift in U.S. History.'"....Mike Flynn on QAnon: "I find it total nonsense...And I think it's a disinformation campaign created by the left."....white supremacist commentator Hal Turner on QAnon followers who went to Dallas expecting reappearance of JFK Jr.: "Too cowardly to stand up, pick up guns, and go kill the people [who stole the 2020 election]."....Kyle Rittenhouse on lawyer Lin Wood: "He's insane...He thinks he's God and he just says all these weird things."....NY Post's Kyle Smith on VP Harris: "All politicians blather, but Harrisblather is like an air salad with vapor croutons and nullity dressing...It's pretty clear everyone in the White House hates her."....Donald Trump Jr. on Rittenhouse outcome: "Patiently waiting for Lebron James' inevitable dumb as s*** take on today's verdict."....Rittenhouse attorney Mark Richard on Reps. Gosar, Hawthorn, and Gaetz: "They're raising money on it...They want to trade on his celebrity, and I think it's disgusting."....Sean Hannity chyron: "DESPERATE DEMS RELY ON DECEPTION AND DISTORTION TO TRY AND SELL DESTRUCTIVE AGENDA."....House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy on Biden administration: "The most radical, the most extreme, and the most incompetent 10 months in American history."....Rep. Brendan Boyle on epic McCarthy floor speech: "The longest month of my life."....Rep. Susan Wild: "So far it's taken GOP Leader almost three hours to tell America why GOP is opposed to biggest Rx price reduction in history. I get it. That's hard to explain."....Rep. Jamie Raskin: "It is a feat of epic proportions to speak for four hours straight and not produce a single memorable phrase, original insight, or even a joke."....Rep. Adam Schiff: "If you took the worst orator in the world, gave him the worst speech in the world, and made him read it for the longest time in the world, that would be a lot like listening to Kevin McCarthy tonight. Except, probably better."....Rep. Nydia Velazquez: "Somebody call the manager, there's a Karen on the other side of the aisle. I mean Kevin."....James Carville on Reps. Boebert, Greene, and Gosar: "These are not quality people....Let them swim in their own slop."...Sen. Ted Cruz on Dr. Fauci: "Has distorted science and facts in order to exercise authoritarian control over millions of Americans."....Kayleigh McEnany on Biden: "No one has politicized this virus more."....Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene: "They're ruining our country, these vaccine Nazis."....Fox host Lara Logan, on likening Dr. Fauci to Nazi war criminal Josef "Angel of Death" Mengele: "People all across the world are saying this."....ADL spokesman Jake Hyman on Logan and Fox: "Seem to be immune to shame and allergic to remorse."....HuffPost's Christopher Mathias on "Patriot Purge" series: "The most nakedly fascist piece of propaganda Carlson has ever produced."....Jim Acosta on Carlson: "Now that 2021 is coming to an ened, we decided to recognize you as our first ever bullshit factory employee of the year."....Howard Stern on Aaron Rodgers: "He's a scumbag because he lied...He put people in danger...He's a f***head and the NFL should be ashamed of themselves."....NY Post's Kyle Smith on VP Harris: "Maybe Kamala isn't an alien; maybe she's just a machine. Has anyone tried downloading and installing Political Hack 10.4?...Try unplugging her and plugging her back in."....Laura Ingraham on Harris: "Knows nothing except how to play the race card to get ahead."....
Doonesbury May 14, 2012
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