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Mudline January 25, 2020
January 25, 2020
............................Laurence Tribe: "I had assumed the president's legal team would be reluctant to tell outright lies in front of the Chief Justice. I was wrong...Doofuses."....Trump: "Do you think that Adam Schiff even believes his BullSchiff after lying to the American public for three years?"....Rep. Schiff on Sen. McConnell: "This is not a process for a fair trial. This is the process for a rigged trial."....Laura Ingraham: "The media's covering the 'walking of the articles of impeachment' is the Congressional version of O.J.'s white Bronco chase."....John Dean: "The president's lawyers persistently lied and used false information."....Ann Coulter: "To save money, let's forget about prisons and instead force convicted felons to watch hour after hour of Adam Schiff on TV."....George Conway on impeachment trial: "It's like the New York Yankees versus the Bad News Bears."....Meghan McCain on NYT endorsement of Warren and Klobuchar: "A huge act of cowardice...but at this point, I should expect absolutely nothing less from this garbage publication."....Ralph Nader on Trump: "A miserable person with miserable policies."....Donald Trump Jr. on Hunter Biden: "I did 30 hours of testimony in front of Congress for an unsolicited 20-minute meeting, but he can do that s*** for years and nothing? GTFO."....Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khameini: "The villainous U.S. government repeatedly says that they are standing by the Iranian people. They lie. If you are standing by the Iranian people, it is only to stab them in the heart with your venomous daggers."....Sen. Chuck Schumer on Trump foreign policy: "Erratic, impulsive, and egotistical."....AZ Sen. Martha McSally in response to CNN's Manu Raju's question about impeachment trial: "You're a liberal hack. I'm not talking to you."....Lev Parnas on lobby of Trump Hotel in D.C.: "Like one big cesspool."....Trump counselor Kellyanne Conway on Parnas interview on The Rachel Maddow Show: "That was a TV show, not a court of law."....radio host Mark Levin on AOC: "Such an embarrassing, barely literate moron."....HRC on Bernie Sanders: "Nobody likes him. Nobody wants to work with him."....Trump on HRC: "Nobody likes her."....Fox News' Tucker Carlson: "I want to live in a world where impressive people rise to the top and unimpressive people should be parking my car. [CNN host] Brian Stelter should be parking my car."....Sean Hannity producer Lynda McLaughlin on Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle: "She is very uppity. She is one of those liberal elitists, you know...She's one of those liberals who doesn't work...My heart does not bleed for you, sweetheart. It just doesn't."........................
