"We have met the moment and we have prevailed... We've prevailed on testing, is what I'm referring to... If somebody wants to be tested right now, they'll be able to be tested."
-- Trump

"Leadership: Whatever happens, you're responsible. If it doesn't happen, you're responsible."
-- Trump, November 2013

"I don't take responsibility at all."
-- Trump on lack of testing for COVID-19, March 2020

"The tests are perfect, but something can happen between a test where it's good, and then something happens...She was tested very recently and tested negatively, and then today, I guess, for some reason she tested positive...This is why the whole concept of tests aren't necessarily great."
-- Trump on Pence press secretary Katie Miller getting the coronavirus

"I feel about vaccines like I feel about tests. This is going to go away without a vaccine. It's going to go away, and we're not going to see it again, hopefully, after a period of time...I just rely on what doctors say. They say it's gonna go."
-- Trump, yesterday

"For three years we have been building a juggernaut campaign (Death Star)...Data, Digital, TV, Political, Surrogates, Coalitions, etc. In a few days we starting pressing FIRE for the first time."
-- Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale

"We see President Trump as a magnificent soul, raising up this nation...He will go down as the historic president of this millennium. He will be etched in stone with a gold medal, a hero and a president of the United States who won the battle. The war of 2020. He is Donald Trump. God bless."
-- Jon Voight

"This is the greatest nation on earth founded on Judeo-Christian Principles. One of those principles is that we are all created in the image and likeness of God. That image is seen the most by our face. I will not wear a mask...That's the image of God right there and I want to see it in my brothers and sisters."
-- Ohio state Rep. Nino Vitale

(I apologize to Gov. Mike DeWine for accidentally crediting this quote to him. -- Duty Officer David Stanford)

"She was thrown off The View like a dog, Zero T.V. Personas. Now Wallace is a 3rd rate lapdog for Fake News MSDNC (Concast). Doesn't have what it takes."
-- Trump, tweeting about MSNBC host Nicolle Wallace from Camp David over the weekend

"I am greeted with a hostile press the likes of which no president has ever seen. The closest would be that gentleman right up there [pointing at Lincoln Memorial statue]. They always said nobody got treated worse than Lincoln. I believe I am treated worse."
-- Trump

"Where did politicians get the authority to do this? Because some elderly power-drunk epidemiologist told them to do it?"
-- Fox News host Tucker Carlson on stay-at-home orders