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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • July 12, 2020

    "He knows I was under enormous pressure to turn on him. It would have eased my situation considerably. But I didn't."
    -- Roger Stone on Trump commuting his sentence

  • July 10, 2020

    "For the 1/100th time, the reason we show so many Cases compared to other countries that haven't done nearly as well as we have, is that our TESTING is much bigger and better. We have tested 40,000,000 people. If we did 20,000,000 instead, Cases would be half, etc. NOT REPORTED!"
    -- Trump

  • July 10, 2020

    "Planned Parenthoods have been placed inside cities by white supremacists to do the Devil's work."
    -- Kanye West

  • July 09, 2020

    "Risk is embodied in everything we do."
    -- Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, demanding schools reopen in fall

    "In Germany, Denmark, Norway, Sweden and many other countries, SCHOOLS ARE OPEN WITH NO PROBLEMS."
    -- Trump

    Recent one-day totals for new COVID-19 cases: Germany (298), Denmark (10), Norway (11), Sweden (57), USA (55, 442).

  • July 08, 2020

    "I have yet to see the [Mary Trump] book, but it is a book of falsehoods."
    -- WH Press Secretary Keyleigh McEnany

  • July 07, 2020

    "I think the world is looking at us as a leader in COVID-19."
    -- WH Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany

  • July 06, 2020

    "Ninety-nine percent of [the Covid cases revealed by testing] are totally harmless."
    -- Trump

    "We'll be happy to debate the efficacy of masks with you when this is all over and you come in to sell your dead grandmother's clothes. Masks required."
    -- sign in vintage clothing shop in Phoenix

     

  • July 05, 2020

    "The coolest president ever."
    -- Trump campaign tweet on Trump

  • July 04, 2020

    "What do I do? What do I do?"
    -- Donald Trump, on a call with Tucker Carlson last week

  • July 03, 2020

    "Masks will not be mandatory for the event, which will be attended by President Trump. PEOPLE ARE FED UP!"

    -- Herman Cain, tweeting about the Mt. Rushmore celebration, hours before going into the hospital with COVID-19