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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • August 01, 2020

    "They like to say I don't read. I read a lot. I comprehend extraordinarily well. Probably better than anybody that you've interviewed in a long time."
    -- Trump to Axios' Jonathan Swan

  • July 31, 2020

    "We could have gotten somebody else. It didn't have to be Dr. Fauci...He's got this high approval rating...Why don't I have a high approval rating, and the administration, with respect to the virus?...A man works for us, with us, very closely. And Dr. Birx also...And yet they're highly thought of -- but nobody likes me. It can only be my personality, that's all."
    -- Trump

  • July 30, 2020

    "A party that seems to be against white people, and always talking about racism."
    -- Rep. Devin Nunes on Dems

    "I think President Trump is channeling his inner George Wallace."
    -- MD Dem party chair Maya Rockeymoore Cummings

  • July 29, 2020

    "Frankly that's an issue that many people said was Fake News...A lot of people. If you look at some of the wonderful folks from the Bush Administration -- some of them, not any friends of mine, were saying that it's a fake issue. But a lot of people said it's a fake issue...I have never discussed it with him."
    -- Trump, asked if he has talked to Putin about Russia offering Afghan militants bounties for killing U.S. soldiers

  • July 28, 2020

    "...Sooo many trends are about me, and never a good one. They look for anything they can find, make it as bad as possible, and blow it up, trying to make it trend. Really ridiculous, illegal, and, of course, very unfair!"
    -- Trump, on Twitter

    "The Trump Campaign has more ENTHUSIASM, according to many, than any campaign in the history of our great Country."
    -- Trump

  • July 27, 2020

    "I have, like, a good memory. I'm cognitively there."
    -- Trump, on acing a dementia test

  • July 26, 2020

    "Biden will destroy your neighborhood and your American Dream."
    -- Trump

    "REMEMBER YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT!"
    -- Trump

  • July 25, 2020

    "North Koreans caught without wearing masks as a precautionary measure for the Chinese coronavirus pandemic are being sentenced to at least three months of hard labor, Radio Free Asia (RFA) reported Friday."
    -- Breitbart

    "Illegal armed groups are imposing strict COVID-19 quarantines in parts of Colombia where the state has a weak presence, theatening and even killing those who don't comply, Human Rights Watch warned Wednesday."
    -- CTV News

  • July 24, 2020

    "I cannot apologize for my passion or for loving my God, my family and my country."
    -- Rep. Ted Yoho, on referring to AOC as a "f***ing b****"

  • July 23, 2020

    "I've done more for black Americans than anybody with the possible exception of Abraham Lincoln."
    -- Trump