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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • August 21, 2020

    "We've done an incredible job...They had a massive breakout yesterday."
    -- Trump, on New Zealand's six new cases of COVID-19 after 102 days with none

    47,408
    -- number of new cases reported in the U.S. on Wednesday

  • August 20, 2020

    "The only way we're gonna lose this election is if the election is rigged."
    -- Trump

    "Don't buy GOODYEAR TIRES -- They announced a BAN ON MAGA HATS. Get better tires for far less!"
    -- Trump

  • August 19, 2020

    "We've done things that nobody thought possible, right?"
    -- Trump, Monday

    "They want to do things that nobody thought was even possible."
    -- Trump on Biden and Harris, Tuesday

  • August 18, 2020

    "SAVE THE POST OFFICE!"
    -- Trump tweet, yesterday

  • August 17, 2020

    "I have done more for WOMEN than just about any President in HISTORY!"
    -- Trump tweet, last week

    "You have to treat 'em like s***."
    -- Trump, on women, in New York magazine profile, 1992

  • August 16, 2020

    "We've already created more jobs in the last three months than Joe Biden and Barack Obama created in their eight years in office. I'm excited to tell the story."
    -- VP Mike Pence

  • August 15, 2020

    "Six-foot distance and wearing masks are pagan rituals of satanic worshipers. My kids are Christian and they are not subject to wearing masks."
    -- parent speaking at Brookfield, Wisconsin school board meeting

  • August 14, 2020

    "The president has done a lot to bring this country together."
    -- WH Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany

  • August 13, 2020

    "It's an amazing thing, whatever it may be."
    -- Trump on Tik Tok

  • August 12, 2020

    "Some people would say that men are insulted by that, and some people would say it's fine. I don't know."
    -- Trump, on Biden committing to choose a woman VP