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Say What? Archive
TWO DECADES OF WTF
Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.
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August 31, 2020
"He has no principles! None! None!"
-- Maryanne Trump Barry, on her brother Donald"A mini-Donald!"
-- Maryanne, on Ivanka Trump"A moron!"
-- Maryanne, on Eric Trump -
August 30, 2020
"Just think of your life before the pandemic came in -- it was the best it's ever been."
-- Trump -
August 29, 2020
"Total honesty is what we as citizens deserve from our president."
-- Melania Trump -
August 28, 2020
"But so I think, I think it would be, I think it would be very, very, I think we'd have a very, very solid, we would continue what we're doing, we'd solidify what we've done, and we have other things on our plate that we want to get done."
-- Trump, on his plans for a second term -
August 27, 2020
"The greatest national mobilization since WWII."
-- Mike Pence on Trump's COVID-19 response"The hard truth is, you won't be safe in Joe Biden's America."
-- VP Mike Pence -
August 26, 2020
"Trump is the bodyguard of Western Civilization."
-- conservative activist Charlie Kirk speaking at GOP convention -
August 25, 2020
"The only way they can take this election away from us if it's a rigged election."
-- Trump"In President Trump's America we light things up..."
-- Kimberly Guilfoyle -
August 24, 2020
"Thank God it wasn't Delta flying us in when we killed Bin Laden...we weren't wearing masks."
-- Navy SEAL Robert O'Neill, after a tweet showing him maskless on a Delta flight ("I'm not a p***y.") resulted in his being banned by the airline -
August 22, 2020
"All he wants to do is appeal to his base. He has no principles. None. None...His goddamned tweets and lying, oh my God. I'm talking too freely, but you know, change of stories, the lack of preparation, the lying -- holy s***...Donald is cruel. Donald is out for Donald, period...You can't trust him."
-- Trump's sister Maryanne Trump Barry, in secret recordings made by her niece Mary Trump -
August 22, 2020
"You'll never have an election count on November 3rd. You're not going to be able to know the end of this election, in my opinion, for weeks, months -- maybe never....I'm the only thing standing between the American Dream and total anarchy, madness, and chaos."
-- Trump