Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.
March 11, 2011
There's no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate.
-- Newt Gingrich, on his multiple affairs and marriages
March 10, 2011
Frankly, my toilets don't work in my house, and I blame you and people like you who want to tell me what I can install in my house...I've been waiting 20 years to talk about how bad these toilets are...I can't buy a toilet that works.
-- Sen. Rand Paul complaining to Dept. of Energy's Kathleen Hogan about regulation of consumer items, at a senate committee hearing
I can help you find a toilet that works.
I'm sorry about your toilet.
-- committee chairman Jeff Bingaman<br />
March 09, 2011
Flying a little bigger plane than normal. You gonna launch some attacks in Libya or something?
-- General David Petraeus to Defense Secretary Robert Gates, at the airport in Kabul
Heh-heh, yeah. Exactly.
-- Secretary Gates
March 08, 2011
Freedom of expression is the right of every natural person, even if a person chooses to behave irrationally to express his or her insanity.
-- from Muammar Gaddafi's <em>The Green Book</em>
March 07, 2011
A Jewish conspiracy.
-- Julian Assange, decrying "smears" from <em>The Guardian</em> and <em>Private Eye</em> magazine
Sort of Jewish.
-- Assange, about the <em>Guardian</em>'s editor, because his brother-in-law is Jewish
Forget the Jewish thing.
March 06, 2011
Brotherly Leader and Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya.
-- Gaddafi's full official title
March 04, 2011
One thing that I do know is Obama's having grown up in Kenya, his view of the Brits, for example, very different than the average American...his perspective as growing up in Kenya with a Kenyan father is very different than ours because he probably grew up hearing that the British are a bunch of imperialists who persecuted his grandfather.
-- Mike Huckabee on President Obama, who first visited Kenya in the late 1980s
March 02, 2011
In my opinion, any future defense secretary who advises the president to again send a big American land army into Asia or into the Middle East or Africa should 'have his head examined,' as General MacArthur so delicately put it.
-- Defense Secretary Robert Gates, speaking at West Point
March 01, 2011
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
-- Charlie Sheen
February 28, 2011
That man can explain anything. I think if we give Glenn Beck the numbers, he can solve this.
-- Michele Bachmann on the country's financial woes