Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • August 21, 2011

    My husband said, now you need to go and get a post-doctorate degree in tax law. Tax law. I hate taxes. Why should I go and do something like that? But the Lord says, 'Be submissive.' Wives, you are to be submissive to your husbands. Never had a tax course in my background, never had a desire for it, but by faith, I was going to be faithful to what I thought God was calling me to do through my husband.
    -- Rep. Michele Bachmann
  • August 20, 2011

    What I support is putting all science on the table and then letting students decide. I don't think it's a good idea for government to come down on one side of one scientific issue or another, when there is reasonable doubt.
    -- Michele Bachmann
    I figure you're smart enough to figure out which one is right.
    -- Rick Perry, on teaching both creationism and evolution in schools
  • August 19, 2011

    I dunno, you need to ask him.
    -- Gov. Rick Perry, asked if he thinks President Obama loves his country
  • August 18, 2011

    We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino's association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image.
    -- press release about Jersey Shore's "The Situation" from Abercrombie & Fitch, which recently introduced push-up bikini tops for eight-year-old girls
  • August 17, 2011

    If this guy prints more money between now and the election, I don't know what you all would do to him in Iowa, but we would treat him pretty ugly down in Texas...Printing more money to play almost treasonous.
    -- Rick Perry on Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke
  • August 16, 2011

    It takes balls to execute an innocent man.
    -- a Texas voter from a focus group commenting on a questionable execution approved by Gov. Rick Perry
  • August 14, 2011

    I'm doing this because they call us criminals.
    -- London looter to photographer
  • August 12, 2011

    I'm not going to eat Barack Obama's dogfood.
    -- Mitt Romney
  • August 11, 2011

    [Texas Governor Rick Perry] is a charismatic figure. I think about him on stage with the other candidates and he'll stand out. He's not a wallflower. But the most interesting question for me is whether the country is ready for somebody who looks and sounds like George W. Bush on steroids.
    -- Dr. Richard Land, former president of the Southern Baptist Convention
  • August 10, 2011

    I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I'm f**king insane, like I'm Hitler. One day the light will shine through and one day people will understand everything I ever did.
    -- Kanye West