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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • October 09, 2020

    "I'm back because I am a perfect physical specimen and I'm extremely young. And so I'm lucky that way."
    -- Trump

  • October 08, 2020

    "I want everybody to be given the same treatment as your president, because I feel great. I feel, like, perfect. So I think this was a blessing from God that I caught it."
    -- Trump, in video from Rose Garden

  • October 07, 2020

    "He's literally saved Christianity."
    -- Eric Trump, on his father

  • October 06, 2020

    "Don't let it dominate. Don't let it take over your lives...I stood out front, I led...Now I'm better, and maybe I'm immune, I don't know...The vaccines are coming momentarily."
    -- Trump on COVID-19

    "President Trump won't have to recover from COVID. COVID will have to recover from President Trump."
    -- Rep. Matt Gaetz

    "President Trump has once again defeated China."
    -- Sen. Marsha Blackburn

  • October 05, 2020

    "Feeling really good! Don't be afraid of Covid...I feel better than I did 20 years ago!"
    -- Trump

  • October 05, 2020

    "Did you ever see a man that likes a mask as much as him? If I were a psychiatrist, I'd say the guy's got some big issues."
    -- Trump on Biden

    "You want to be politically correct..."
    -- Trump, to reporter at press conference who declined to take off his mask

  • October 04, 2020

    "I don't wear masks like him. Every time you see him he's got a mask."
    -- Trump, chiding Biden

    "You walk into the West Wing, there are signs saying you should be wearing masks, but hardly anybody followed the protocol."
    -- former WH coronavirus adviser Olivia Troye

  • October 03, 2020

    Woodward-Trump conversation, April 13:

    W: "You're risking getting it...The way you move around and have those briefings and deal with people. Are you worried about that?"

    T: "No, I'm not. I don't know why I'm not. I'm not."

    W: "Why?"

    T: "I don't know. I'm just not."

  • October 02, 2020

    "Everyone agrees Tuesday's debate was a train wreck. A major contributing factor was the moderator Chris Wallace repeatedly interrupting to try to help Joe Biden."
    -- Sen. Ted Cruz

    "We will kill you. That's the Proud Boys in a nutshell."
    -- Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes

  • October 01, 2020

    "By every measure, we won the debate easily last night...We've gotten tremendous reviews on it."
    -- Trump