Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • June 05, 2019

    "He is drawing flies, not people, to his Rallies."
    -- Trump on Joe Biden

  • June 04, 2019

    "I believe that if people stopped using or subscribing to ATT, they would be forced to make big changes at CNN... It is so unfair with such bad, Fake News!...When the World watches CNN, it gets a false picture of USA. Sad!"
    -- Trump

    "Our president has made his every move correct...The greatest president since Abraham Lincoln."
    -- actor Jon Voight

  • June 03, 2019

    "I didn't know she was nasty."
    -- Trump on Meghan Markle criticism of him

    "I never called Meghan Markle 'nasty.' Made up by Fake News Media, and they got caught cold! Will CNN, NYT and others apologize? Doubt it!"
    -- Trump

  • June 02, 2019

    "That's not an unreasonable thing to ask."
    -- Acting WH Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney, on Navy moving the USS John McCain so Trump wouldn't have to see it during visit to naval base in Japan

  • May 31, 2019

    "To me, it's a dirty word -- the word 'impeach.' It's a dirty, filthy, disgusting word."
    -- Trump

    "The Constitution requires a process other than the criminal justice system to formally accuse a sitting president of wrongdoing."
    -- Mueller

  • May 30, 2019

    -- Fox News on Robert Mueller press conference

    "Basically full of crap."
    -- Sean Hannity on Mueller

    "A 'mean girl' thing."
    -- Laura Ingraham on Mueller

    "Sleazy and dishonest."
    -- Tucker Carlson on Mueller

    "He's that jerk that has to have the last word."
    -- Harmeet Dhillon on Mueller

  • May 29, 2019

    "As set forth in the report, after that investigation [into obstruction], if we had confidence that the president clearly did not commit a crime, we would have said so...Charging the president with a crime was not an option we could consider...The Constitution requires a process other than the criminal justice system to formally accuse a sitting president of wrongdoing."
    -- Robert Mueller on the Mueller report

    "Nothing changes from the Mueller report. There was insufficient evidence and therefore, in our Country, a person is innocent. The case is closed! Thank you."
    -- Trump in response to Mueller's statement

  • May 28, 2019

    "It's not that strange that crooked sound will always come out of the mouth of a man who is structurally flawed, and it's best that this defective human product goes away as soon as possible."
    -- North Korea spokesman on U.S. National Security Adviser John Bolton

  • May 27, 2019

    "North Korea fired off some small weapons, which disturbed some of my people, and others, but not me. I have confidence that Chairman Kim will keep his promise to me, and also smiled when he called Swampman Joe Biden a low IQ individual, and worse."
    -- Trump

  • May 26, 2019

    "I sat on that stage between Bernie and John McCain, and John McCain kept reciting to me names of dictators during [Trump's inauguration] speech because he knew more than any of us what we were facing as a nation...He knew this man more than any of us did."
    -- Sen. Amy Klobuchar