Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • April 11, 2019

    "I have not read the Mueller report. I haven't seen the Mueller report. As far as I'm concerned, I don't care about the Mueller report. I've been totally exonerated... It was an illegal investigation. It was started illegally. Everything about it was crooked...What they did was treason...This was an attempted coup."
    -- Trump

    "[It] does not exonerate him."
    -- AG William Barr quoting the Mueller report on obstruction

  • April 10, 2019

    "If he was smart, he would've put his name on it. You've got to put your name on stuff or no one remembers you."
    -- Trump, while getting VIP tour of Mount Vernon, home of George Washington

  • April 09, 2019

    "So boring and negative... I like positive things, okay?"
    -- Trump on why he will not be attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner

    "Crazed and dishonest."
    -- Trump on the Washington Post

    "A fake newspaper."
    -- Trump on the New York Times

    "They are truly the ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!"
    -- Trump on the press

  • April 08, 2019

    "If the Supreme Court rules that Obamacare is out, we'll have a plan that is far better than Obamacare...The Republican party will soon be known as the party of health care. You watch."
    -- Trump

  • April 07, 2019

    "I hope they now go and look at the oranges of the investigation, the beginnings...The Mueller report I wish covered the oranges."
    -- Trump

  • April 06, 2019

    "The press...can't stand the fact that this Administration has done more than virtually any other Administration in its first two years. They are truly the ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE."
    -- Trump

    -- Sean Hannity

    "CNN sucks."
    -- Donald Trump Jr.

  • April 05, 2019

    "You read the wording. It was proven...The Attorney General and now the Deputy Attorney General ruled no obstruction -- they said 'no obstruction.'...Now we're going to start this process all over again? I think it's a disgrace."
    -- Trump on releasing the Mueller report

    "[It] does not exonerate him."
    -- AG William Barr quoting the Mueller report on obstruction

  • April 04, 2019

    "It's like finding the Holy Grail clutched in the bony fingers of Jimmy Hoffa, sitting on top of the Lost Ark."
    -- paleontologist Robert DePalma on the Tanis, North Dakota discovery of possible evidence of asteroid-impact dinosaur extinction event

  • April 03, 2019

    "If Hillary got in... you'd be doing wind. Windmills. Whee! And if it doesn't blow, you can forget about television for that night. 'Darling, I want to watch television.' 'I'm sorry! The wind isn't blowing.' I know a lot about wind."
    -- Trump

  • April 02, 2019

    "I just see our life becoming more and more like The Incredibles until we can finally fly."
    -- Kanye West on his family