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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • October 29, 2020

    "In California you have a special mask. You cannot, under any circumstances, take it off. You have to eat through the mask. It's a very complex mechanism. And they don't realize, those germs they go through it like nothing. They look at you with that contraption and they say, 'That's an easy one.'"
    -- Trump

  • October 28, 2020

    "People are tired of COVID....People are tired of hearing Fauci and all these idiots."
    -- Trump

    "Ending the COVID-19 pandemic."
    -- top item on list of Trump accomplishments, put out by White House Office of Science and Technology Policy

  • October 27, 2020

    "We are not going to control the pandemic...Because it is a contagious virus just like the flu."
    -- White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows

    "We want normal life to resume. We just want normal life."
    -- Trump

  • October 26, 2020

    "We've done a good job. Maybe a great job."
    -- Trump on COVID-19 response

  • October 25, 2020

    "Covid. Covid. Covid. Covid. On November 4th you won't hear about it any more... We're rounding the turn. We're doing great. Our numbers are incredible."
    -- Trump

    83,000+
    -- new cases in U.S. on Friday, a single-day record

  • October 24, 2020

    "I don't take a position. I'll put it out there, and people can decide for themselves."
    -- Trump, on retweeting conspiracy theory that Biden and Obama had Seal Team Six killed, and Osama bin Laden is still alive

  • October 23, 2020

    "Watch her constant interruptions and anger. Compare my full, flowing and 'magnificently brilliant' answers to their 'Q's."
    -- Trump on Lesley Stahl, after breaking off his '60 Minutes' interview with her

  • October 22, 2020

    "I think the mute is very unfair."
    -- Trump on tonight's debate

  • October 21, 2020

    "My doctors have given more information than has been given for any human being in the history of the world."
    -- Trump

    "Nobody has ever done as much for Iowa as I have done for Iowa. Not even close!"
    -- Trump

  • October 20, 2020

    "People are tired of Covid. People are tired of hearing Fauci and...all these idiots who got it wrong...This guy's a disaster."
    -- Trump on Dr. Anthony Fauci, the country's leading infectious disease expert

    "You turn on CNN, that's all they cover: Covid, Covid, panedemic, Covid, Covid, Covid... You know why? They're trying to talk everybody out of voting. People aren't buying it, CNN, you dumb bastards."
    -- Trump

    "He's a criminal. He's committed crimes."
    -- Trump on Biden