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TWO DECADES OF WTF

Welcome to the world's largest and most up-to-date collection of insane, tragic, misguided, dishonest, inexplicable, and darkly hilarious comments by public figures. This is where reality comes when it wants its mind blown.

  • November 08, 2020

    "You think I could hop into one of those and drive it away? I'd love to just drive the hell out of here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great."
    -- Trump at rally, looking at 18-wheeler parked nearby

  • November 07, 2020

    "Find Wray. Find Fauci...I'd actually like to go back to the old times of Tudor England. I'd put the heads on pikes. I'd put them at the two corners of the White House as a warning to federal bureaucrats. You either get with the program or you're gone -- time to stop playing games."
    -- former Trump strategist Steve Bannon, on Dr. Anthony Fauci and FBI Director Christopher Wray

  • November 06, 2020

    "You are so lucky I've agreed to be your president."
    -- Trump, November 2nd

  • November 05, 2020

    "Perhaps the most innocent man anywhere in the history of the United States."
    -- Trump, on himself

  • November 04, 2020

    "It's great to be working in this country, because it is fun to keep being baffled by what happens."
    -- foreign correspondent in the U.S. to cover the election, quoted in NYer

  • November 03, 2020

    "I can tell you stories about Lady Gaga."
    -- Donald Trump, on final day of campaign

  • November 02, 2020

    "Under Biden, there will be no school, no graduations, no weddings, no Thanksgiving, no Easter, no Christmas, no Fourth of July, no nothing."
    -- Trump

    "Our opponents do not believe in science. They want unlimited power over you and your family..."
    -- Trump

  • November 01, 2020

    "If we win on Tuesday, or -- thank you very much, Supreme Court -- shortly thereafter..."
    -- Trump at campaign rally yesterday

  • October 31, 2020

    "Our doctors get more money if someone dies from COVID. You know that, right? I mean, our doctors are very smart people."
    -- Trump

    "If you get it, you're going to get better and then you're going to be immune."
    -- Trump

  • October 30, 2020

    "So we have many exciting things that we will be announcing over the next eight weeks, I would say things that nobody has even contemplated, thought possible, and things that we're gonna get done and we have gotten done and we've started in most cases. We're taking on so many aspects of things that, uh, but you'll see levels of detail and you'll see levels of thought that a lot of people believed very strongly we didn't have in this country. We're going to get things done that they've wanted to see done for a long, long time."
    -- Trump, on second term plans