"Jill Biden's doctoral dissertation is our national shame...There are typos everywhere...She can't really think clearly either... [Parts are] essentially pure nonsense, like Pig Latin or dogs barking."
-- Tucker Carlson

"Before Operation Warp Speed the typical time frame for development and approval, as you know, could be infinity...According to almost everybody, even the enemy, if I wasn't president you wouldn't have a vaccine for five years, okay."
-- Trump

"Our candidate Trump"
"Our friend Donald"
"Our Grandpa"
"Poor, poor Trump"
-- Kremlin-controlled Russian state TV, on Trump

"This is classic Act V behavior....The tyrant is holed up in his castle...and he feels insecure and he starts blustering about his legitimate sovereignty and he starts accusing the opposition of treason...We're approaching the end of the play here and that's where the catastrophe always comes."
-- Shakespeare scholar Jeffrey R. Wilson

"I can't tell you how great it is to look out there and see your faces. This looks like a group of people that gets that this is a phony pandemic. It's a serious virus, but it's a virus, not a pandemic...You get it. You stand up against tyranny...Thank you for saying no to the insanity."
-- Congressman-elect Bob Good, to maskless crowd at Trump rally in D.C.

"Joe Biden has won this election so many times he is now the 67th president of the United States."
-- Randy Rainbow

"A treatable disease."
-- Rudy Giuliani on COVID-19

"I actually think we're trending towards secession."
-- Rush Limbaugh

"If I would say to you, 'I don't want to do it,' I'd get my house bombed tonight."
-- PA Senate Majority Leader Kim Ward to reporter, on being pressured to endorse Trump's false stolen election claims

"This is not over. So don't for a second think that Joe Biden is going to be sworn in on January 20th."
-- Lara Trump