Penn Jillette on Donald Trump's hair: "Looks like cotton candy made of piss."....Alex Pareene on Barbara Walters: "Her entire public life has been an extended exercise in sycophancy and unalloyed power worship."....Mark Morford on NRA: "A twitchy clown car of paranoia and failure."....Joan Walsh on Mark Sanford: "Rather loopy, and somewhat creepy."....Sarah Palin on the media: "The reliable poodle-skirted cheerleader for the president."....Rich Stowall on 'Alpha House': "Runaway bigotry...Cowardly and unclever lampoonery...Liberals just aren't funny."....Former SC Gov. James Edwards: "If we don't get every vote we can out, Obama will be a dictator. He's practically a dictator now."....Sen. James Inhofe: "Our president, Obama, has been doing everything he could to stop the private ownership of guns in America."....Rush Limbaugh: “What the regime is doing is buying up all the ammo, so that the guns that you do have are useless.”….Mike Lupica on NRA president Wayne LaPierre: "Fronting for the big gun companies who help fund the NRA...LaPierre isn't a patriot, he's a pimp."....Niall Ferguson on his own anti-gay remarks on John Maynard Keynes: "As stupid as they were insensitive."....