Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
December 19, 2017"People that don't know me, they like to say I watch television -- people with fake sources. You know, fake reporters, fake sources. But I don't get to watch much television. Primarily because of documents. I'm reading documents. A lot."
December 18, 2017"Yes, I believe they did."-- U.S. Secretary of Defense James Mattis, asked last week if the Russian government meddled in the 2016 election"Probably not."-- Attorney General Jeff Sessions on whether the Trump administration has done enough to prevent Russian interference in future elections"Every time [Putin] sees me, he says, 'I didn't do that.' And I really believe that when he tells me that, he means it...."-- Trump"
December 17, 2017"The stench coming out of the FBI and Justice Department is like that of a Third World country where money and boys and clubs decide elections. It's time to take them out in cuffs."
– Fox News host Judge Jeanine Pirro
December 15, 2017"That's been the playbook in our government for so long: distract, disrupt, hurt, bash, defame, do whatever you can for your own political gain. It's sad that we don't have more morals or character or whatever it is."
– Eric Trump
December 14, 2017"We are living in a fake news era."-- Syrian President Bashar Assad on Amnesty International report that 13,000 people have been killed in one of his prisons "There is no such thing as Rohingya. it is fake news."-- Myanmar state official on accusations of genocide"Fake news."-- Spain's foreign minister on reports of police violence against Catalonian protestors, backed up by photos and video"This is what we call 'fake news' today, isn't it? The era of post-truth..."-- Venezuelan President Nicola Maduro on world media reporting on his country"Trump is right, fake news is the enemy, something China has known for years."-- People's Daily, official newspaper of the Chinese Communist Party"
December 13, 2017"Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, a total flunky for Chuck Schumer and someone who would come to my office 'begging' for campaign contributions not so long ago (and would do anything for them)..."-- Trump"A president who'd all but call a senator a whore is unfit to clean toilets in Obama's presidential library or to shine George W. Bush's shoes."-- USA Today Editorial Board"
December 12, 2017"Does Judge Moore still believe that homosexual conduct should be illegal and homosexuality is still the same thing as bestiality?"-- Anderson Cooper"I can't answer that question."-- Roy Moore spokesperson Janet Porter"
December 11, 2017"Diversity is not our strength."-- Rep. Steve King"Diversity is not our strength. Diversity is our destruction!"-- David Duke, former Grand Wizard of the KKK"Diversity is not our strength. Diversity will kill us."-- KKK national director Thomas Robb"
December 10, 2017"Doug Jones wants to put out a welcome mat in front of these young girls. If you are a junior high school girl, or if you are a high school girl, what Abortion Jones is saying is we're putting out a welcome mat to any boy who's feeling like a girl that day; he's fine to walk into the bathroom, the locker room, with his camera phone and shower with your daughter."
– Roy Moore spokesperson Janet Porter
December 08, 2017"This is a rigged system. This is a sick system from inside... We have a lot of sickness in some of our institutions... We really do have a rigged system in this country, and we have to change it."