Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • October 19, 2018

    "Between now and November 6th, you better put a catcher's mask on your face, because I'm going to stomp all over your face with golf spikes. Because I'm going to win this...We're throwing you out of office, because I'm sick and tired of your negative ads."

    -- gubernatorial candidate Scott Wagner to PA Gov. Tom Wolf, in campaign ad
  • October 18, 2018

    "I've got a natural instinct for science."

    -- Trump
  • October 17, 2018

    "Here we go again with you're guilty until proven innocent."

    -- Trump on blaming Saudi Arabia for the suspected killing of journalist Jamal Khashoggi, who disappeared while in a Saudi consulate
  • October 16, 2018

    "Do you really think I'd call Russia to help me with an election? Give me a break. They wouldn't be able to help me at all."

    -- Trump, asked about 2016 election interference
  • October 15, 2018

    "I will give you a million dollars to your favorite charity, paid for by Trump, if you take the test and it shows you're an Indian."
    -- Trump to Sen. Elizabeth Warren, July 2018

    "I didn't say that. You better read it again."
    -- Trump, on being reminded of his pledge after a DNA test confirmed Warren has Native American ancestry

  • October 14, 2018

    "One of my proudest moments was when I told Obama, 'You will not fill this Supreme Court vacancy.'"
    -- Sen. Mitch McConnell, 2016

    "Apparently there's yet a new standard now, which is to not confirm a Supreme Court nominee at all. I think that's something the American people simply will not tolerate."
    -- Sen Mitch McConnell, 2017

  • October 13, 2018

    "Lock her up! Lock her up!"
    -- crowd at Trump rally, chanting about Sen. Diane Feinstein

    "An angry left-wing mob."
    -- Trump on Dems, minutes later

  • October 12, 2019

    "There was something about when I put this hat on, it made me feel like Superman...You made a Superman cape for me."

    -- Kanye West on his MAGA hat, to Trump in Oval Office
  • October 11, 2018

    "The things they said about him -- I don't think he'd even heard of the words."

    -- Trump on Kavanaugh allegations
  • October 10, 2018

    "I remember [John Mayer's] song, 'Your Body Is A Wonderland,' and in it he's got this line, 'One pair of candy lips and your bubblegum tongue.'...Is that an example of 'toxic masculinity?'...If Brett Kavanaugh's calendar from 1982 had 'Basketball with Squee' and then 'Your body is a wonderland. Bubblegum tongue,' I mean you would have called for his arrest, right?...Toxic masculinity is 'men being male.' There's no definition. It's just some made-up dumb feminist term. There's no real definition."

    -- Tucker Carlson