Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive

  • September 04, 2018

    "Impeachment is not about punishment. Impeachment is about cleansing the office. Impeachment is about restoring honor and integrity to the office."
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham, re Bill Clinton
  • September 03, 2018

    "I just cannot state strongly enough how totally dishonest much of the Media is. Truth doesn't matter to them."
    -- Trump
    "An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud."
    -- Trump tweet, 8/6/12
  • September 02, 2018

    "The America of Sen. John McCain has no need to be made great again, because America was always great."
    -- Meghan McCain, at her father's funeral
    -- Trump tweet, in response
  • September 01, 2018

    "Lyin' Ted...Why would the people of Texas support Ted Cruz when he has accomplished absolutely nothing for them..."
    -- Trump on Sen. Ted Cruz, 2016
    "I will be doing a major rally for Senator Ted Cruz in October. I'm picking the biggest stadium in Texas we can find. As you know, Ted has my complete and total endorsement..."
    -- Trump, this week
  • August 31, 2018

    "I view it as an illegal investigation...There should never have been a special counsel."
    -- Trump on Mueller inquiry
  • August 30, 2018

    "Just heard POTUS at this rally complaining about the use of anonymous sources. For the record he was one of mine over the years."
    -- Fox journalist Charles Gasparino, July 2018

  • August 29, 2018

    "When you see 'anonymous source,' stop reading the story. It is fiction!"
    -- Trump
    "Pete Hammill didn't want to run Trump stories in the New York Daily News in the 1990s because he said they were too often Trump trying to serve as an anonymous source about himself."
    -- NYT reporter Maggie Haberman
  • August 28, 2018

    "The expectation was that the kids would go to the Office of Refugee Resettlement, that the parents would get deported, and that no one would care."
    -- Trump administration official on "zero tolerance" policy of separation
  • August 27, 2018

    "The 'Justice' Department. I always put quotes on 'Justice' now."
    -- Trump
  • August 26, 2018

    "Russia is a gas station maquerading as a country."
    -- Sen. John McCain, 2014
    "He was good at hating Russia, and he is the symbol of modern, openly anti-Russian thinking: Russia cannot be anything other than hostile. A good Russia is a dead Russia...We are enemies forever! This is McCain's logic, and it is good at its transparency...Others act crookedly. This one says what he thinks. He taught us to better understand ourselves and the United States."
    -- Russian parliament member Oleg Morozov, on McCain's passing