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December 19, 2015

"When people call you brilliant, it's always good, especially when the person heads up Russia... He's running his country, and at least he's a leader, you know, unlike what we have in this country... I've always felt fine about Putin."

– Donald Trump

December 18, 2015

"We have people across this country who are scared to death."-- Chris Christie"They're trying to kill us all."-- Sen. Lindsey Graham"We have entered World War III."-- Rick Santorum"

December 17, 2015

"I sure as hell don't want to let people that want to kill us and kill our nation use our Internet."

– Donald Trump

December 16, 2015

"I think we need somebody that we can trust, who is totally responsible; who really knows what he or she is doing. That is so powerful and important."

– Donald Trump on the presidency

December 15, 2015

"His blood pressure...and laboratory test results were astonishingly excellent...If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency."

– Dr. Harold Bornstein, Trump's physician since 1980, on the candidate's recent physical

December 14, 2015

" "I would handle it so tough, you don't want to hear."

– Trump on terrorism

December 13, 2015

"Electing him would be like asking the clown at a child's birthday party to start juggling chainsaws."

– Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on Donald Trump

December 11, 2015

"I'm doing good for the Muslims. Many Muslim friends of mine are in agreement with me. They say, 'Donald, you brought something up to the fore that is so brilliant and so fantastic.'... The group that is not criticizing me is the public. The public agrees with what I say."

– Donald Trump

December 09, 2015

"He is a race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot. He doesn't represent my party. He does not represent the values that the men and women in uniform are fighting for... He is putting our soldiers and diplomats at risk. He is empowering the enemy...Tell Donald Trump to go to hell."

– Sen. Lindsey Graham

December 09, 2015

"Like a Pokemon, Donald Trump has evolved into an even more gruesome form of himself."

– Trevor Noah