Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.
April 04, 2018
"Sexual assault crimes remain tragically common in our society, and offenders too often evade accountability. These heinous crimes are committed indiscriminately; in intimate relationships, in public spaces, and in the workplace...Too often, however, the victims of assault remain silent...We must not be afraid to talk about sexual assault and sexual assult [sic] prevention with our loved ones, in our communities, and with those who have experienced these tragedies...I urge all Americans...to support survivors of sexual assault."
-- Trump proclaiming April "National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month"
April 03, 2018
"The 'Fakers' at CNN, NBC, ABC & CBS have done so much dishonest reporting that they should only be allowed to get awards for fiction!"
April 02, 2018
"A total joke."
-- Trump on NBC
April 01, 2018
"This is fake news."
-- Syrian President Assad, on 11,000 government-taken photographs of the bodies of people tortured and killed by his government, smuggled out of the country by a former military police photographer and given to international prosecutors
March 31, 2018
"A self-licking ice cream cone."
-- John Bolton on Paris Climate Accords
March 30, 2018
"We're knocking the hell out of ISIS. We'll be coming out of Syria, like, very soon. Let the other people take care of it now."
March 29, 2018
"We need more Republicans in 2018 and must ALWAYS hold the Supreme Court!"
March 28, 2018
"My advice would be, like, 'Get the f*** out of there, man. Why do you need that for? Go back to Mar-a-lago and hang. Just give it over to Pence.'"
-- Howard Stern, on Trump
March 27, 2018
"It looks like a march to burn the Constitution and rewrite the parts they don't like in crayon."
-- NRA TV host Colion Noir on "March for Our Lives"
March 26, 2018
"How about kids, instead of looking for someone else to solve their problems, do something about maybe taking CPR classes or trying to deal with situtations that when there is a violent shooter that you can actually respond to that... Phony gun laws don't solve these problems."
-- former Sen. Rick Santorum on "March for Our Lives"