Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
May 21, 2018"Things are really getting ridiculous."
May 20, 2018"My kids are devastated. They are traumatized. They got on the school bus crying. They said, 'This is not the government they teach us about in school.'"
– Pete Gojcaj, whose wife Cile Precetaj, who has no criminal record and has been seeking asylum since 2000, was deported to Albania without being allowed to say goodbye to her children, all U.S. citizens
May 19, 2018"This case is essentially over. They're just in denial."
– Rudy Giuliani on Mueller investigation
May 18, 2018"There are now reputable polls showing Trump at 44 percent... Why didn't he think of getting embroiled in a fight with a porn star earlier?"
– Rich Lowry
May 17, 2018"Congratulations America, we are now into the second year of the greatest Witch Hunt in American History..."-- Trump"There's no reason for this investigation...We're trying to get [Mueller] to end this...The special counsel's office doesn't seem to have that, sort of, understanding that they're interfering with things that are much bigger than them or us. So it's time to get the darn thing over with...We've tortured this president enough."-- Giuliani"
May 16, 2018"To members of Washington's foreign policy establishment, regardless of party affiliation, President Trump's decision to exit one nuclear deal (with Iran) only to enter another nuclear deal (with North Korea) is beyond baffling. They clearly never saw The Good, the Bad and the Ugly."
– Niall Ferguson
May 15, 2018"The White House has got a bunch of leakers in there... A lot of these guys got into the White House, they were astonished that the president won. If you showed me the roster, I could pick out the leakers... You don't have to be Carrie Mathison from Homeland to figure it out."-- former WH communications director Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci"The so-called leaks coming out of the White House are a massive over exaggeration put out by the Fake New Media in order to make us look as bad as possible. With that being said, leakers are traitors and cowards, and we will find out who they are!"-- Trump"
May 14, 2018"Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets."-- Donald Trump Jr., 2008"We don't rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia."-- Eric Trump, 2014"
May 13, 2018"Imagine if [the Stormy Daniels story] came out on October 15, 2016, right in the middle of the debate with Hillary Clinton."-- Giuliani"It had nothing to do with the campaign. It was a personal matter."-- Giuliani on Stormy Daniels payment"
May 12, 2018"[NBC News cites] sources which are constantly wrong...The sources probably don't exist, they are fabricated, fiction!...Despite the tremendous success we are having with the economy, and all things else, 91% of the network news about me is negative (Fake). Why do we work so hard when it is corrupt. Take away credentials?"