Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

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April 02, 2018

"A total joke."

– Trump on NBC

April 01, 2018

"This is fake news."

– Syrian President Assad, on 11,000 government-taken photographs of the bodies of people tortured and killed by his government, smuggled out of the country by a former military police photographer and given to international prosecutors

March 31, 2018

"A self-licking ice cream cone."

– John Bolton on Paris Climate Accords

March 30, 2018

"We're knocking the hell out of ISIS. We'll be coming out of Syria, like, very soon. Let the other people take care of it now."

– Trump

March 29, 2018

"We need more Republicans in 2018 and must ALWAYS hold the Supreme Court!"

– Trump

March 28, 2018

"My advice would be, like, 'Get the f*** out of there, man. Why do you need that for? Go back to Mar-a-lago and hang. Just give it over to Pence.'"

– Howard Stern, on Trump

March 27, 2018

"It looks like a march to burn the Constitution and rewrite the parts they don't like in crayon."

– NRA TV host Colion Noir on "March for Our Lives"

March 26, 2018

"How about kids, instead of looking for someone else to solve their problems, do something about maybe taking CPR classes or trying to deal with situtations that when there is a violent shooter that you can actually respond to that... Phony gun laws don't solve these problems."

– former Sen. Rick Santorum on "March for Our Lives"

March 25, 2018

"Thousands of activists will descend on Washington to demand that you be punished for crimes others committed."

– Fox News' Tucker Carlson on "March for Our Lives"

March 24, 2018

"When a guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, 'I can grab a woman anywhere and she likes it,' they asked me if I'd like to debate this gentleman, and I said no. I said, 'If we were in high school, I'd take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.'"-- former VP Joe Biden"Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically... He would go down fast and hard, crying all the way."-- President Trump"