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June 01, 2018

"Not that it matters, but I never fired James Comey because of Russia! The Corrupt Mainstream Media love to keep pushing that narrative, but they know it is not true!" -- Trump   "This is to me the peyote presidency, because I'm always tripping on what the president has to say." -- Bret Stephens"

May 31, 2018

"If Jesus was physically on the earth today, he wouldn't be riding a donkey."

– televangelist Jesse Duplantis, asking his followers to buy him a $54M Falcon 7X jet

May 30, 2018

"Racism is not a known side effect."

– Ambien-maker Sanofi, in response to Roseanne blaming her Valerie Jarrett tweet on the drug

May 29, 2018

"The whole Russia Probe is Rigged." -- Trump   "This is a rigged investigation." -- Giuliani   "I think we can look at a big picture now with some real definition... [Trump] wants to bury, demean, undermine, and put this investigation out of business for all time [because] he knows Mueller has the ability and the facts to reveal him... in a really terrible light... Trump does not want this story told." -- Watergate reporter Carl Bernstein"

May 28, 2018

"Who's going to give back the young and beautiful lives (and others) that have been devastated and destroyed by the phony Russia Collusion Witch Hunt? They journeyed down to Washington, D.C., with stars in their eyes and wanting to help our nation... They went back home in tatters."

– Trump

May 27, 2018

"All team and league personnel on the field shall stand and show respect for the flag and the Anthem." -- new NFL policy   "I think it's good. You should have to stand, proudly, for the national anthem or you shouldn't be playing. You shouldn't be there. Maybe you shouldn't be in the country." -- Trump"

May 25, 2018

"You know why I do it? I do it to discredit you all and demean you all so when you write negative stories about me no one will believe you."

– Trump on his relentless attacks on the press, to Lesley Stahl after the 2016 election

May 24, 2018

"That was two of the great days of my life being in China. I don't think anybody has ever been treated better in China - ever in their history."

– Trump

May 23, 2018

"I do not believe that I've seen that conclusion that the specific intent was to help President Trump win. I'm not aware of that." -- Kirstjen Nielsen, head of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security   "Putin and the Russian Government developed a clear preference for President-elect Trump. We also assess Putin and the Russian Government aspired to help President-elect Trump's election chances when possible by discrediting Secretary Clinton and publicly contrasting her unfavorably to him." -- from National Intelligence report released January 6, 2017"

May 22, 2018

"You name it, they leak it. My colleague Mike Allen, who has spent nearly 20 years covering the White House, says we learn more about what's going on inside the Trump White House in a week than we did in a year of the George W. Bush presidency."

– Axios correspondent Jonathan Swan

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