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August 03, 2017

"I'd be the first to admit 'mixed.' I'm a guy that will tell you 'mixed.' That was a standing ovation from the time I walked out to the time I left, and for five minutes after I had already gone. There was no 'mix.' And I got a call from the head of the Boy Scouts saying it was the greatest speech that was ever made to them, and they were very thankful... They loved it."-- Trump, on report of "mixed" reaction to his speech at the Boy Scout jamboree "I want to extend my sincere apologies to those in our Scouting family who were offended by the political rhetoric that was inserted into the jamboree."-- Chief Scout Executive Michael Surbaugh, a few days after the speech"The Chief Scout Executive's message to the Scouting community speaks for itself."-- Boy Scouts of America, denying Trump received the phone call he described"

August 02, 2017

"That White House is a real dump."

– Trump, to members of Trump National Golf Course in Bedminister, NJ, before teeing off recently

August 01, 2017

"The president's primary problem is that he is weak and sniveling. It is that he undermines himself almost daily by ignoring the traditional norms and forms of American masculinity...Half his tweets show utter weakness. They are plaintive, shrill little cries...He is whiny, weepy and self-pitying. He's a drama queen."

– Peggy Noonan, conservative columnist and former Reagan speechwriter

August 01, 2017

"The president's primary problem is that he is weak and sniveling. It is that he undermines himself almost daily by ignoring traditional norms and forms of American masculinity... Half his tweets show utter weakness. They are plaintive, shrill little cries... He is whiny, weepy and self-pitying. He throws himself, sobbing, on the body politic. He's a drama queen."

– Peggy Noonan, conservative columnist and former Reagan speechwriter

July 31, 2017

"The fish stinks from the head down. But I can tell you two fish that don't stink, and that's me and the president."

– Anthony Scaramucci on White House staff

July 30, 2017

"When you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon, you just see them thrown in, rough, and I said, 'Please don't be too nice.'"

– Trump speaking to law enforcement officers on Long Island

July 29, 2017

"It's a failed experiment. It is totally gone.... Dead.... It's broken, it's collapsing. It's gone.... It's out of business.... It's dead!"

– Trump on Obamacare over recent months

July 27, 2017

"Reince is a f***ing paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac.... He'll be asked to resign very shortly... I'm not Steve Bannon, I'm not trying to s*** my own c***.... What I want to do is I want to f***ing kill all the leakers."

– WH Director of Communications Anthony Scaramucci to New Yorker reporter

July 27, 2017

"Nobody takes things more personally than me. When somebody says something personal about me, I hate them for the rest of my life. It's probably wrong, but I hate people. Do you understand that? I hate 'em...I never recover from it."

– Trump, during fifth season of 'The Apprentice'

July 26, 2017

"[Obamacare] was a big, fat, ugly lie... [Democrats] run out, they say 'Death, death, death.' Well Obamacare is death. That's the one that's death."-- Trump"Sometimes they say 'He doesn't act presidential.' And I say, 'Hey look -- great schools, smart guy -- it's so easy to act presidential.' But that's not going to get it done... With the exception of the late, great Abraham Lincoln, I can be more presidential than any president that's ever held this office. That I can tell you. It's real easy."-- Trump"

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