Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • January 28, 2019

    "The biggest wimp ever to serve as president."

    -- Ann Coulter on Trump
  • January 26, 2019

    Sean Hannity co-producer Lynda McLaughlin on Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez:

    "We might have to boycott the 'AOC.' You know why? Because all these leaders in our past like JFK, LBJ -- I just don't know if I want her in acronym space yet. I don't think she deserves it. I'm going to call her 'Ocasio,' or maybe 'O-scary-o,' or 'O-crazy-o.'"


    "Is Fox News actually just elaborate, postmodern performance art?"

  • January 25, 2019

    "I don't really quite understand why... There's no real reason why they shouldn't be able to get a loan against [their future wages]."
    -- Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross on furloughed federal employees going to homeless shelters for food

  • January 24, 2019

    "She doesn't want to hear the truth."
    -- Trump on House Speaker Nancy Pelosi canceling SOTU

    "He's only been threatened by the truth."
    -- Trump on former attorney Michael Cohen

  • January 23, 2019

    "I'm afraid it will be on my gravestone. 'Rudy Giuliani: He Lied For Trump.'" 
    -- Rudy Giuliani

  • January 22, 2019

    "I haven't come across one person who doesn't think I'm nuts for going into the Big Brother house, which is probably the reason I'm doing it."
    -- former WH Director of Communications Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci

  • January 21, 2019

    "Dislike of him should be tempered by this consideration: He is an almost inexpressibly sad specimen. It must be misery to awaken to another day of being Donald Trump."
    -- George Will

  • January 20, 2019

    "I don't know if it happened or didn't happen. And it might be attorney-client privilege if it happened, where I can't acknowledge it. But I have no knowledge that he spoke to him...And so what if he talked to him about it?"
    -- Rudy Giuliani on Trump talking to Michael Cohen before Cohen's Congressional testimony

  • January 19, 2019

    "A shutdown falls on the president's lack of leadership. I mean problems start from the top and they have to get solved from the top. A shutdown means the president is weak."
    -- Trump in 2013

  • January 18, 2019

    "We saw $1.75 for gasoline today, coming in. I'm riding in this incredible car, and I'm driving, and I'm looking at gas stations to see how much is the gas. How many other Presidents -- you think Hillary Clinton would have done that? I don't think so. I'm in the Beast -- the world's most expensive car...and I'm looking at gas stations. I say, 'Fellas, slow up. I can't see.' They say, '$1.75.'...That didn't happen by accident, folks...Very little happens by accident."
    -- Trump to American Farm Bureau Federation Convention