Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
March 25, 2011
Exercise a no-fly zone this evening.
-- Newt Gingrich, 3/7/11
I would not have intervened.
-- Newt Gingrich, 3/23/11
March 24, 2011
Palin's popularity falling in Iowa, but maintains lead to become supreme commander of Milfistan.
-- Tucker Carlson, in a tweet
March 23, 2011
It's infiltrated every level of our government. Right now we have many of these people that are advising the US military and State Department on how to respond in the Middle East, and it's like a farmer asking a fox, 'How do I protect my henhouse from foxes?' We've brought in Muslims to tell us how to make policy toward Muslim countries.
-- evangelist Franklin Graham, on the Muslim Brotherhood
March 22, 2011
If the world gets crazy with us, we will get crazy too.
-- Muammar Gaddafi
March 21, 2011
I dealt with Gaddafi. I rented him a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for two years, and then I didn't let him use the land. That's what we should be doing. I don't want to use the word 'screwed,' but I screwed him.
-- Donald Trump
March 20, 2011
We are waiting for you and so are the fishes.
-- sign held by pro-Qaddafi demonstrator in Tripoli
March 18, 2011
It looks like to me if shooting these immigrating feral hogs [from helicopters] works maybe we have found a [solution] to our illegal immigration problem.
-- Kansas State Rep. Virgil Peck
I was just speaking like a southeast Kansas person.
-- Peck, defending his remarks
March 17, 2011
Part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich.
-- Donald Trump
March 15, 2011
This has to be a tough call for the environmentalists around the world. They're scrambling now to blame this on global warming...Much of the damage seems to have happened in that part of Japan most heavily involved in manufacturing cars. So do environmentalists cheer or do they pretend to be saddened by this? It's a legitimate question.
-- Rush Limbaugh
March 12, 2011
What I love about New Hampshire and what we have in common is our extreme love of liberty. You're the state where the shot was heard around the world in Lexington and Concord.
-- Michele Bachmann