Say What? Archive

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January 19, 2011

"Global Warming? Did you catch our debate at 6:15 ET? There are smart people on both sides who cite evidence of their positions, yet come up with wildly different conclusions. So which is it -- is the Earth getting warmer or not? Please try to offer some evidence of your theory, rather than just your 'hunch.' K?"

– Fox & Friends blog

January 18, 2011

"For the children, you just hope the movies do well enough so you can keep them in private schools."

– Robert DeNiro, on receiving a lifetime achievement award at the Golden Globes

January 17, 2011

"We have every right to go in there and frankly take all their oil and make them pay for the liberation."

– Sean Hannity on Kuwait

January 13, 2011

"When you represent a district -- the home of the O.K. Corral and Tombstone, the town too tough to die -- nothing's a surprise."

– Rep. Gabriele Giffords, brushing off a 2009 incident in which a demonstrator's pistol fell out of his holster

January 13, 2011

"Yeah, the whole Tea Party."

– Spencer Giffords, asked if his daughter had any enemies

January 12, 2011

"What Mr. Loughner knows is that he has the full support of a major political party in this country."

– Rush Limbaugh on Dems

January 11, 2011

"It's a surveyor's symbol."

– aide Rebecca Mansour, describing the crosshairs on a Sarah Palin electoral map posted in 2010

January 10, 2011

"Please look into protection for your family. An attempt on you could bring the Republic down."

– Glenn Beck in an email to Sarah Palin

January 09, 2011

"War and Peace...'The best of times and the worst of times'..."

– RNC chairman Michael Steele, naming his favorite book, then paraphrasing the opening line of A Tale of Two Cities

January 07, 2011

"I'll tell you why [religion's] not a scam, in my opinion: tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication...It always comes in, and always goes out. You can't explain that."

– Bill O'Reilly