Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • August 27, 2011

    I don't want to get weird on this, so please take it for what it's worth...When Jesus was crucified and when he died, the curtain in the temple was rent from top to bottom...and it was extremely symbolic. Is [the earthquake-caused crack in the Washington Monument] symbolic? You judge.
    -- Pat Robertson
  • August 25, 2011

    There are going to be heads exploding all over Washington.
    -- Dick Cheney on his forthcoming book
  • August 23, 2011

    Things are fine in Libya.
    -- Saif al-Islam, son of Col. Muammar Gaddafi
  • August 23, 2011

    The Crotch.
    -- Rick Perry's nickname as a Texas state legislator because he adjusted himself so much
  • August 22, 2011

    Sure, Perry has created thousands of jobs. I'm working three of them.
    -- joke currently circulating in Texas
  • August 21, 2011

    My husband said, now you need to go and get a post-doctorate degree in tax law. Tax law. I hate taxes. Why should I go and do something like that? But the Lord says, 'Be submissive.' Wives, you are to be submissive to your husbands. Never had a tax course in my background, never had a desire for it, but by faith, I was going to be faithful to what I thought God was calling me to do through my husband.
    -- Rep. Michele Bachmann
  • August 20, 2011

    What I support is putting all science on the table and then letting students decide. I don't think it's a good idea for government to come down on one side of one scientific issue or another, when there is reasonable doubt.
    -- Michele Bachmann
    I figure you're smart enough to figure out which one is right.
    -- Rick Perry, on teaching both creationism and evolution in schools
  • August 19, 2011

    I dunno, you need to ask him.
    -- Gov. Rick Perry, asked if he thinks President Obama loves his country
  • August 18, 2011

    We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino's association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image.
    -- press release about Jersey Shore's "The Situation" from Abercrombie & Fitch, which recently introduced push-up bikini tops for eight-year-old girls
  • August 17, 2011

    If this guy prints more money between now and the election, I don't know what you all would do to him in Iowa, but we would treat him pretty ugly down in Texas...Printing more money to play almost treasonous.
    -- Rick Perry on Federal Reserve Chairman Ben S. Bernanke