Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
February 28, 2011"That man can explain anything. I think if we give Glenn Beck the numbers, he can solve this."
– Michele Bachmann on solving the country's financial woes
February 27, 2011"Good evening, tonight, from Cairo, in Egypt, where we've found a safe spot to do our broadcast tonight, and cobbled together a few ways to get the pictures and sound on the air, though it may be something less than our usual broadcast quality."
– Brian Williams, introducing "NBC Nightly News"
February 26, 2011"I wish I had not been involved in it, and I still say it was the lowest point in my life."
– Colin Powell aide Lawrence Wilkerson, on his boss's U.N. speech
February 25, 2011"I tell you something, when I hear anybody -- not just in Iraq but in any war -- [is] killed, I am very sad. But give me another solution. Can you give me another solution? Believe me, there was no other way to bring about freedom to Iraq. There were no other possibilities."
– Rafid Ahmed Alwan al-Janabi, aka "Curveball," on his fabricated stories of Iraqi WMDs
February 24, 2011"Ladies and gentlemen, these are not assertions. These are facts, corroborated by many sources, some of them sources of the intelligence of other countries."
– Secretary of State Colin Powell, to the UN Security Council, Feb. 5, 2003"It's a blot. I'm the one who presented it to the world, and [it] will always be part of my record. It was painful. It's painful now."
– Colin Powell
February 23, 2011"Tyler's worried that Curveball might be a fabricator."
– an aide to CIA deputy director John McLaughlin, prior to Colin Powell's UN speech"Oh, I hope not, because this is really all we have."
– McLaughlin, in response, according to CIA station chief Tyler Drumheller
February 22, 2011"The interesting part for me is that he has recanted what he said, which is fascinating in the sense that I think there are still a number of people who still thought there was something in that. Even now."
– Tyler Drumheller, the CIA station chief who tried to warn CIA Director George Tenet about Curveball's WMD fabrications
February 21, 2011"I had the chance to fabricate something to topple the regime. I and my sons are proud of that, and we are proud that we were the reason to give Iraq the margin of democracy."
– Rafid Ahmed Alwan al-Janabi, aka "Curveball," admitting to WMD lies used to justify the Iraq War
February 18, 2011"Read my lips. We're going to cut spending."
– House Speaker John Boehner"I can't believe I just said that."
– Boehner, while walking off stage a moment later
February 17, 2011"I think this is the end of the laptop...It's portable."
– Rupert Murdoch on the iPad