Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • February 07, 2019

    Jack Shafer on WaPo Super Bowl ad:

    "Let's imagine Bezos had spent the $10.5 million on reporters instead. He could add 10 to the Post's staff at $100,000 a year for 10 years and still have money left over to buy several tankers filled with coffee and a semi-tractor loaded with donuts."

  • February 06, 2019

    "An economic miracle is taking place in the United States, and the only thing that can stop it are foolish wars, politics, or ridiculous partisan investigations. If there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be war and investigation. It just doesn't work that way."
    -- Trump

    "If I had not been elected president of the United States we would right now, in my opinion, be in a major war with North Korea."
    -- Trump

  • February 05, 2019

    "I accomplished the military."

    -- Trump
  • February 04, 2019

    "I didn't see the report from the intelligence. When you read it, it's a lot different than it was covered in the news."
    -- Trump

    "Just concluded a great meeting with my Intel team in the Oval Office who told me that what they said on Tuesday at the Senate Hearing was mischaracterized by the media...They said it was fake news... I would suggest you read the COMPLETE testimony from Tuesday."
    -- Trump, on "Worldwide Threat Assessment of the U.S. Intelligence Community," Daniel R. Coats, Director of National Intelligence, 29 January 2019

  • February 03, 2019

    "So far this thing's been a total witch hunt. And it doesn't implicate me in any way. There was no collusion. There was no obstruction. There was no nothing."

    -- Trump on Mueller investigation
  • February 02, 2019

    "Lazy and incompetent."

    -- Ann Coulter on Trump
  • February 01, 2019

    "I've set the table, I've set the stage, for doing what I'm going to do...I'm going to wait until [the bipartisan congressional committee working on a deal on border security reaches their deadline on] the 15th [but] I think it's a waste of time."

    -- Trump
  • January 31, 2019

    "It's anyone's guess whether Trump will be better known to history than Aristotle, Michael Jackson, or Napoleon..."

    -- White House memoirist Cliff Sims
  • January 30, 2019

    "They are wrong... Perhaps Intelligence should go back to school!"
    -- Trump on Senate testimony of Director of National Intelligence, FBI director, CIA director, Defense Intelligence Agency director, National Geospatial Agency director, and NSA director

  • January 28, 2019

    "Never thought I'd say this but I think [John Roberts] and [Gillian Turner] at Fox News have even less understanding of the Wall negotiations than the folks at FAKE NEWS CNN and NBC!"
    -- Trump

    "The office of the POTUS ought not to be the one lashing out. That's not how this country works. That's not how Freedom of the Press works...Bullying journalists is not Presidential. Period."
    -- Fox News anchor Julie Banderas