Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
October 10, 2018
"I remember [John Mayer's] song, 'Your Body Is A Wonderland,' and in it he's got this line, 'One pair of candy lips and your bubblegum tongue.'...Is that an example of 'toxic masculinity?'...If Brett Kavanaugh's calendar from 1982 had 'Basketball with Squee' and then 'Your body is a wonderland. Bubblegum tongue,' I mean you would have called for his arrest, right?...Toxic masculinity is 'men being male.' There's no definition. It's just some made-up dumb feminist term. There's no real definition."
-- Tucker Carlson
October 09, 2018
"On behalf of our nation, I want to apologize to Brett and the entire Kavanaugh family... You, sir, under historic scrutiny, were proven innocent."
-- Trump at swearing-in ceremony
-- Trump on accusations against Kavanaugh
October 08, 2019
"It's become 'Me the President' as opposed to 'We the People.' And you see things that should not be happening."
-- former Secretary of State Colin Powell
October 07, 2018
"It's a lot of work. Maybe they don't want to do it."
-- Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Sen. Chuck Grassley, on why there aren't any women on the committee
October 06, 2018
The very rude elevator screamers are paid professionals only looking to make Senators look bad...Also, look at all of the professionally made identical signs. Paid for by Soros and others. These are not signs made in the basement from love!
October 05, 2018
"It's a very scary time for young men in America, where you can be guilty of something that you may not be guilty of... Women are doing great."
October 04, 2018
"We better start as a country getting smart and getting tough and not letting that stuff back there -- all those cameras -- tell us how to live our lives. Because they are really dishonest people. Not all of them, but damn well most of them. Fake news."
October 03, 2018
"They don't want me or someone who works for Donald Trump to have any part of humanity or humility, both of which I possess. They just don't, and you know it... Go and read it. You read it and then you look away."
-- Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway on the criticism she has received since revealing that she is a survivor of sexual assault
October 02, 2018
"The anti-patriarchy movement is going to undo ten thousand years of recorded history. You watch. The time has come. Women are going to take charge of society. And they couldn't juxtapose a better villain than Trump. He is the patriarch."
-- Steve Bannon
October 01, 2018
"I was being really tough and so was he. We were going back and forth. And then we fell in love, okay? No, really -- he wrote me beautiful letters. And they're great letters. We fell in love."
-- Trump on Kim Jung Un