Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
April 13, 2018"A proven leaker and liar...He is a weak and untruthful slime ball...It was my great honor to fire James Comey!"
April 12, 2018"The United States, under my Administration, has done a great job of ridding the region of ISIS. Where is our 'Thank you America?'"
April 11, 2018"Much of the bad blood with Russia is caused by the Fake & Corrupt Russia Investigation, headed up by all the Democrat loyalists, or people who worked for Obama...No Collusion, so they go crazy!"-- Trump "We assess Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered an influence campaign in 2016 aimed at the US presidential election. Russia's goals were to undermine public faith in the US democratic process, denigrate Secretary Clinton, and harm her electability and potential presidency. We further assess Putin and the Russian Government developed a clear preference for President-elect Trump. We have high confidence in these judgments."-- Intelligence Community Assessment, January 2017"
April 10, 2018"The president's view is 'You want to play with me in the sandbox, then you better put on your helmet, pack a lunch, and bring your flashlight.'"
– long-time friend Tom Barrack explaining Trump's criticism of Amazon founder and Washington Post owner Jeff Bezos
April 09, 2018"President Xi and I will always be friends, no matter what happens with our dispute on trade."
April 08, 2018"The Washington Post is far more fiction than fact. Story after story is made up garbage -- more like a poorly written novel than good reporting."-- Trump"When you read stuff in The Washington Post, frankly, that's fake news most of the time."-- White House trade adviser Peter Navarro"
April 07, 2018"It's necessary for me to be able to do my job."
– EPA head Scott Pruitt, on why he needed to have a soundproof phone booth installed in his office
April 06, 2018"In many places like California, the same person votes many times. You've probably heard of that. They always like to say, 'Oh that's, like, a conspiracy theory.' Not a conspiracy theory, folks. Millions and millions of people."
April 05, 2018"Nobody's been tougher on Russia than I have."-- Trump"Russia brazenly and implausibly denies its actions. We have failed to impose sufficient costs."-- outgoing National Security Advisor H.R. McMaster"What McMaster actually said is that we've been very tough on Russia. He echoed the President's message that he said yesterday... that no one has been tougher on Russia than this president."-- WH Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders"
April 04, 2018"Sexual assault crimes remain tragically common in our society, and offenders too often evade accountability. These heinous crimes are committed indiscriminately; in intimate relationships, in public spaces, and in the workplace...Too often, however, the victims of assault remain silent...We must not be afraid to talk about sexual assault and sexual assult [sic] prevention with our loved ones, in our communities, and with those who have experienced these tragedies...I urge all Americans...to support survivors of sexual assault."
– Trump proclaiming April "National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month"