Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
June 03, 2013"What's sex like at your age?"
– Dr. Oz, interviewing Martha Stewart
May 31, 2013"This is Obama's America. It's like the Soviet Union. He said he would change the country... and a lot of people voted for him. And if you see any of those people today, do me a favor and punch them in the face."
– Fox News' Andrea Tantaros
May 30, 2013"Women. No one understands them. They don't even understand themselves. Books and books and books have been written about it, and no one understands it."
– Nebraska state Sen. Bill Kinter, on what the "biggest mystery" is
May 29, 2013"Everybody tells me, 'Please run for president. Please run for president.'"
– Donald Trump
May 24, 2013"The President's speech today will be viewed by terrorists as a victory."
– Sen. Saxby Chambliss
May 22, 2013"Each and every one of you are mentally f***ing retarded and you should be euthanized... Only the stupidest of the stupidest people end up on juries."
– 'Girls Gone Wild' founder Joe Francis, on the jurors who convicted him of assault and false imprisonment
May 21, 2013"Why did you build houses where tornadeos were apt to happen?"
– Pat Robertson, on recent storm deaths
May 17, 2013"Conservatives want people not to even have to think about government. It's kind of like an operating system in a computer. You just want it to work...Liberals want to run the operating system, and they want to use the operating system against you, or their political enemies."
– Rush Limbaugh
May 13, 2013"We're really puzzled here at Gingrich Productions. We've spent weeks trying to figure out: What do you call this? I know, you probably think it's a cell phone...But if it's taking pictures, it's not a cell phone."
– Newt Gingrich in his recent YouTube video, holding up a smartphone
May 11, 2013"I'm calling on the Supreme Leader of North Korea, or as I call him, Kim, to do me a solid and cut Kenneth Bae loose."
– Dennis Rodman