Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • November 09, 2012

    "What happened? A political narcissistic sociopath leveraged fear and ignorance with a campaign marked by mendacity and malice rather than a mandate for resurgence and reform."
    -- Mary Matalin

    "it's not a traditional America anymore, and there are 50 percent of the voting public who want stuff. They want things."
    -- Bill O'Reilly

    "We conservatives, we do not accept bipartisanship in the pursuit of tyranny."
    -- Mark Levin
  • November 08, 2012

    "In a nation of children, Santa Claus wins."
    -- Rush Limbaugh

    "It's over. There is no hope."
    -- Ann Coulter

    "I can't stop crying. America died."
    -- Victoria Jackson
  • November 07, 2012

    "This election is a total sham... We are not a democracy!...We can't let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty... We should have a revolution in this country!"
    -- Donald Trump tweeting on election night

    "It's a perplexing time for many of us right now."
    -- Sarah Palin
  • November 02, 2012

    "Hurricane Sandy should teach all of us to chill."
    -- Michael Brown, FEMA director under George W. Bush
  • November 01, 2012

    "There has storm clouds come over the United States. There is thunderstorms over Europe. There are hail storms -- and I mean major hail storms -- in the Middle East. There are storms brewing through China, through Asia, through everywhere, and there's only one man that on the other night when President Barack Obama, God bless him, said to Mitt Romney, 'The Cold War is over.' I have never heard such a thing in my life."
    -- Meat Loaf, endorsing Romney
  • October 31, 2012

    "Under President Obama, GM cut 15,000 American jobs, but they are planning to double the number of cars built in China, which means 15,000 more jobs for China...Mitt Romney -- he'll stand up for the auto industry. In Ohio, not China."
    -- Romney ad

    "We're looking at Hubble telescope-length distances between campaign ads and reality. GM's creating jobs in the U.S. and repatriating profits back to this country should be a source of bipartisan pride. We've clearly entered some parallel universe during these last few days."
    -- GM spokesman Greg Martin, in response
  • October 29, 2012

    "It is now the worst cover-up or incompetence I have ever observed in my life."
    -- Sen. John McCain on the attack in Banghazi

    "So you put a theory out, 'Well, that's 'cause the ambassador's supposed to get kidnapped, Obama's in on this, it's his idea.'  That's an explanation that some people can believe, because it's harder to believe that you've got a president that would put campaign considerations first.  I'm telling you, he would."
    -- Rush Limbaugh
  • October 28, 2012

    "I can be as cynical as anyone. But when the storm comes, if it's as bad as they're predicting, you're going to wish you weren't as cynical as you otherwise might have been."
    -- NJ Gov. Chris Christie
  • October 26, 2012

    "Frankly, when you take a look at Colin Powell, you have to wonder whether that's an endorsement based on issues or whether he's got a slightly different reason for preferring President Obama...I think when you have somebody of your own race that you're proud of being president of the United States -- I applaud Colin for standing with him."
    -- former NH Governor John Sununu
  • October 25, 2012

    "The Republican Party wants 'moderation,' 'walking across the aisle,' 'working together,' to be the reason the party wins elections. That's what they want everybody to understand."
    -- Rush Limbaugh