Say What? Archive

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December 17, 2010

"If we were a woman, and the Congress were a man, we're in the middle of being raped."

– Rush Limbaugh

December 16, 2010

"It's okay for homosexuals to do whatever they want in their own home. How is this so different?"

– attorney Matthew Galluzzo, defending client David Epstein's alleged three-year consensual sexual relationship with his 24-year-old daughter

December 15, 2010

"You've got to stop this war in Afghanistan."

– Richard Holbrooke's last words

December 14, 2010

"I reject the word."

– John Boehner, on "compromise"

December 12, 2010

"Off with their heads!"

– protestors in London, assaulting a car bearing Prince Charles and Camilla

December 10, 2010

"We are owned by propagandists against the Arabs. There's no question about that. Congress, the White House, and Hollywood, Wall Street, are owned by the Zionists. No question in my opinion."

– former White House correspondent Helen Thomas

December 09, 2010

"Last month, Russia was the No. 1 source of spam in the world. It's probably because of Oleg Nikolaenko, a 23-year-old who was recently arrested for flooding the world with 10 billion spam emails a day."

– Adrian Chen, in Gawker story

December 08, 2010


– Brookings Institution senior fellow Michael O'Hanlon, asked what he would do if he were sitting across the table from Julian Assange

December 06, 2010

"Oregon plays so fast that it is not uncommon for it to snap the ball just seven seconds into the 40-second play clock, long before defenses are accustomed to being set. That is so quick that opponents have no ability to substitute between plays and fans at home do not have time to run to the fridge."

– Pete Thamel, in NYT story about UofO Ducks and this flop video

December 05, 2010

"Am I doing interviews? I thought I got to talk to the nice people. And where's our music and where's our good enthusiasm?"

– Sarah Palin, at a book signing, when the loud country music her handlers use to discourage press questions abruptly stopped