Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
March 29, 2011"I am convinced that if we do not decisively win the struggle over the nature of America, by the time [my grandchildren are] my age they will be in a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists and with no understanding of what it once meant to be an American."
– Newt Gingrich
March 28, 2011"I'm just asking President Obama to show the public his birth certificate. Why's he making an issue out of this?"
– Donald Trump
March 26, 2011"I hear that a new order of Knighthood is on the tapis -- O.M.G. (Oh! My God!) -- Shower it on the Admiralty!"
– British Admiral John Arbuthnot Fisher in a 1917 letter to Winston Churchill -- the earliest known use of the acronym
March 25, 2011"Exercise a no-fly zone this evening."
– Newt Gingrich, 3/7/11"I would not have intervened."
– Newt Gingrich, 3/23/11
March 24, 2011"Palin's popularity falling in Iowa, but maintains lead to become supreme commander of Milfistan."
– Tucker Carlson, in a tweet
March 23, 2011"It's infiltrated every level of our government. Right now we have many of these people that are advising the US military and State Department on how to respond in the Middle East, and it's like a farmer asking a fox, 'How do I protect my henhouse from foxes?' We've brought in Muslims to tell us how to make policy toward Muslim countries."
– evangelist Franklin Graham, on the Muslim Brotherhood
March 22, 2011"If the world gets crazy with us, we will get crazy too."
– Muammar Gaddafi
March 21, 2011"I dealt with Gaddafi. I rented him a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for two years, and then I didn't let him use the land. That's what we should be doing. I don't want to use the word 'screwed,' but I screwed him."
– Donald Trump
March 20, 2011"We are waiting for you and so are the fishes."
– sign held by pro-Qaddafi demonstrator in Tripoli
March 18, 2011"It looks like to me if shooting these immigrating feral hogs [from helicopters] works maybe we have found a [solution] to our illegal immigration problem."
– Kansas State Rep. Virgil Peck"I was just speaking like a southeast Kansas person."
– Peck, defending his remarks