Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • June 25, 2012

    "Each and every day that I've been a United States senator, I've been either discussing issues, meeting on issues, in secret meetings, with kings and queens and prime ministers and business leaders and military leaders, talking, voting, working on issues every single day."
    -- Sen. Scott Brown
  • June 22, 2012

    "We offer a range of services that provide our clients with a one-stop shop for their outsource requirements."
    -- Modus Media, one of several firms that Bain Capital invested in that specialized in helping other companies move operations overseas
  • June 22, 2012

    "There's no way [Democrats] will be able to keep up. Our SuperPACs are our Star Wars, if you will."
    -- operative close to the Romney campaign, on GOP "Cold War strategy"
  • June 20, 2012

    "What she said was offensive...It was so offensive, I don't even want to say it in front of women. I would not say that in mixed company."
    -- Michigan state Rep. Mike Callton, on Rep. Lisa Brown being banned from speaking on the House floor for saying the word "vagina"

    "It wasn't about body parts...It was the 'No means no' comment. A step too far...It's like giving a kid a time out for a day."
    -- state Rep. Wayne Schmidt, defending the ban
  • June 18, 2012

    "We cannot survive a course of action which would include a nuclear Iran."
    -- Mitt Romney
  • June 17, 2012

    "I'm not patient enough to go to a movie theater, sit down and sit through the entire movie."
    -- actress Francesca Eastwood, who prefers to watch a movie on the computer "where I can pause it and tweet"
  • June 15, 2012

    "There's class warfare, all right, but it's my class, the rich class, that's making war, and we're winning."
    -- Warren Buffett
  • June 14, 2012

    "[Obama] wants to hire more government workers. He says we need more firemen, more policemen, more teachers. Did he not get the message?"
    -- Mitt Romney
  • June 12, 2012

    "We're in decline."
    -- Jeb Bush
  • June 10, 2012

    "Who was it who played 'The Star-Spangled Banner' the Woodstock Festival?"
    -- Jane Fonda