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December 13, 2017

"Lightweight Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, a total flunky for Chuck Schumer and someone who would come to my office 'begging' for campaign contributions not so long ago (and would do anything for them)..."-- Trump"A president who'd all but call a senator a whore is unfit to clean toilets in Obama's presidential library or to shine George W. Bush's shoes."-- USA Today Editorial Board"

December 12, 2017

"Does Judge Moore still believe that homosexual conduct should be illegal and homosexuality is still the same thing as bestiality?"-- Anderson Cooper"I can't answer that question."-- Roy Moore spokesperson Janet Porter"

December 11, 2017

"Diversity is not our strength."-- Rep. Steve King"Diversity is not our strength. Diversity is our destruction!"-- David Duke, former Grand Wizard of the KKK"Diversity is not our strength. Diversity will kill us."-- KKK national director Thomas Robb"

December 10, 2017

"Doug Jones wants to put out a welcome mat in front of these young girls. If you are a junior high school girl, or if you are a high school girl, what Abortion Jones is saying is we're putting out a welcome mat to any boy who's feeling like a girl that day; he's fine to walk into the bathroom, the locker room, with his camera phone and shower with your daughter."

– Roy Moore spokesperson Janet Porter

December 08, 2017

"This is a rigged system. This is a sick system from inside... We have a lot of sickness in some of our institutions... We really do have a rigged system in this country, and we have to change it."

– Trump

December 08, 2017

"I think it was great at the time when families were united. Even though we had slavery, they cared for one another...Our families were strong, our country had a direction."

– Roy Moore, asked at a campaign rally when America had last been great

December 07, 2017

"82-- percentage of white evangelical Christians who believe God gave Israel to the Jews, according to a 2013 survey40-- percentage of Jews in the United States who believe that"

December 06, 2017

"Reprehensible -- just totally vile."

– Karen Pence, on Donald Trump

December 05, 2017

"After years of Comey, with the phony and dishonest Clinton investigation (and more), running the FBI, its reputation is in Tatters -- worst in history!"

– Trump

December 04, 2017

"Not having the estate tax recognizes the people that are investing as opposed to those that are just spending every darn penny they have, whether it's on booze or women or movies."

– Sen. Chuck Grassley on why someone might not leave an estate worth $5,000,000