Say What? Archive

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October 24, 2016

"Every woman lied when they came forward to hurt my campaign. Total fabrication. The events never happened. Never. All of these liars will be sued after the election is over."

– Donald Trump

October 23, 2016

"Donald Trump on the Howard Stern Show, 2006:"The National Inquirer did a story on me not so long ago, that in the history of the world nobody has gotten more beautiful women than I have. Which is a great compliment... I was on your show and you were putting all of them up on posters, remember? -- 'How was this one? How was that one?'"Stern:"Yeah, I had a chart...I'm sure I missed thousands."Trump: "You missed quite a few. Actually some of the ones on the chart were not victims."

October 22, 2016

"[Donald Trump] has captured that racist underbelly, that frustration, that angry underbelly of American life and gave voice to that... I was damn near puking during the debate."

– former Republican National Committee head Michael Steele

October 21, 2016

"Something about her feels castrating... Will this country want to actually watch a woman get older before their eyes on a daily basis?"

– Rush Limbaugh on Hillary Clinton

October 19, 2016

"I will look at it at the time...I'll tell you at the time. I'll keep you in suspense."

– Donald Trump, asked by debate moderator Chris Wallace if he will accept the results of the election

October 19, 2016

"The election is absolutely being rigged by the dishonest and distorted media pushing Crooked Hillary -- but also at many polling places...1.8 million deceased individuals [will vote for] somebody else...People that have died 10 years ago are still voting. Illegal immigrants are voting."-- Donald Trump"I am not confident that we are going to have a clean election in Maine. Will people from the cemetary be voting? Yes.-- Gov. Paul LePage"It's curious that the governor would question the integrity of a system under which he was elected twice."-- Maine Secretary of State Matthew Dunlap"I have heard that on November 8th, millions of riggers will hide behind little curtains in private booths and with a secret ballot collude to defeat Donald Trump."-- Stephen Colbert"

October 18, 2016

"Donald, seriously, you know about sexual predators and all that."-- Howard Stern"You are one!"-- Robin Quivers"It's true!"-- Donald Trump"

October 17, 2016

"The whole thing is one big fix. One big, ugly lie."-- Donald Trump on the election"Pitchforks and torches time."-- Trump supporter WI County Sheriff David Clarke"

October 16, 2016

"Our president -- quote 'president.' "

– Donald Trump on Barack Obama

October 15, 2016

"Take a look. Look at her... I don't think so, I don't think so."-- Donald Trump on People writer Natasha Stoynoff's claim that he pushed her up against a wall and forced his tongue down her throat"Yeah [sarcastically]. I'm gonna go after her. Believe me, she would not be my first choice."-- Trump on Jessie Leeds, who says he groped her on an airplane in the early '80s"