Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
December 05, 2013"The Senate, the president, continue to stand in the way of the people's business."-- House Speaker John Boehner"The House of Representatives is where commonsense, bipartisan policies go to die."-- Sen. Majority Leader Harry Reid"
December 03, 2013"Sharia law is now changing everything."
– Fox News anchor Heather Nauert, on a St. Paul YMCA swimming class for five-to-fifteen-year-old Somali-American girls, during which men are not allowed in the pool area
December 02, 2013"I look at how easily people are made to follow and made to believe things, and lied to, and act like sheep. There's a professor...a liberal professor named Noel Ignatiev, and he is actually teaching -- and I am not making this up -- he is actually teaching and telling white male students to commit suicide to benefit society. 'The key to solving the social problems of our age it to abolish the white race.'"
– Rush Limbaugh, falling for a satirical online post
November 30, 2013"These bins are for Wal-Mart employees to donate [food] to other employees. And where can Wal-Mart's low-wage workers find cheap food to donate? Wal-Mart. Anyone can afford food there... except people who work at Wal-Mart."
– Stephen Colbert
November 28, 2013"I never went to the bathroom in the toilet. Every game I peed myself. Six years straight I peed down my leg."
– NFL linebacker Channing Crowder on his 82 games with the Miami Dolphins
November 27, 2013"I am thankful this week when I remember that America is big enough and great enough to survive Grown-Up Trayvon in the White House!"
– Dinesh D'Souza tweet
November 27, 2013"I'm looking forward to President Rubio stacking the courts."
– Sen. Mitch McConnell's spokesman, on the recent filibuster rule change in the Senate
November 25, 2013"What I keep coming back to in all of this is, unlike other issues -- Katrina or the Iraq War -- this is something that touches so many people's lives across the country, and you don't know whether the president is going to be able to successfully dodge it."
– Fox News' Martha McCallum on Obamacare
November 24, 2013"Amazing what WH will do to distract attention from O-care."
– Sen. John Cornyn tweet re Iran deal
November 22, 2013"Every conspiracy theory that you have heard that makes you think Lee Harvey Oswald was not the assassin was started by Democrats. Every one."
– Rush Limbaugh