Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive
September 30, 2016""Trump has demonstrated repeatedly that he lacks the temperament, knowledge, steadiness and honesty that America needs from its presidents...Whatever you do...resist the siren song of a dangerous demagogue. By all means vote, just not for Donald Trump." "
– USA Today editorial
September 29, 2016"The Google just came out, and it was the first big post-debate poll, and we're doing very well."
– Donald Trump
September 28, 2016"Lester is a Democrat. It's a phony system."-- Donald Trump on debate moderator Lester Holt "Lester Holt is a Republican. How could [Trump] say such a thing that just, black and white, is factually incorrect?"-- journalist Mark Halperin to Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway"We're asking why he lied about Lester Holt."-- Mike Brzezinski"He didn't lie. A lie would mean he knew the man's party registration."-- Conway"
September 27, 2016"I have the feeling that by the end of this evening, I'm going to be blamed for everything that's ever happened."-- Hillary Clinton"Why not?"-- Donald Trump"
September 26, 2016"Trump averaged one falsehood every three minutes and fifteen seconds...Clinton averaged one falsehood every 12 minutes..."
– POLITICO on fact-checking everything the candidates said for five days
September 25, 2016"Our African-American communities are absolutely in the worst shape they've ever been in before. Ever, ever, ever."
– Donald Trump
September 24, 2016"We want to get on with the campaign."
– Donald Trump, asked why he had acknowledged President Obama's American birth, after years of birtherism
September 23, 2016"Every critic, every detractor, will have to bow down to President Trump. It's everyone who's every doubted Donald, who ever disagreed, who ever challenged him. It is the ultimate revenge to become the most powerful man in the universe."
– Omarosa Manigault
September 22, 2016"I don't think there was any racism until Obama got elected. We never had problems like this... Now, with people with the guns, and shooting up neighborhoods, and not being responsible citizens, that's a big change. And I think that's a philosophy that Obama has perpetuated on America. I think that's his responsibility... If people have jobs and go to work and do what they're supposed to do, there is no racism."
– Ohio Trump campaign county chairperson Kathy Miller
September 21, 2016"I can't support somebody who lies for a living."
– Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway on Hillary Clinton