Mudlines Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

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  • March 4, 2011

    Former Libya UN rep Abdul Rahman Shalgam on Gaddafi: “You are over. Go away.”…. Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour: “In the United States, it's harder to get a permit to mine coal than it is to get a heart transplant.”….NYT editor Bill Keller: “If you're a regular viewer of Fox News, you're probably one of the most cynical people on planet Earth.”…. Walter Kirn on ‘Two and a Half Men’: “It could have made a ‘star’ of anyone who stuck his live head in the cut-out hole it offered.”…. Cintra Wilson on Charlie Sheen: “The poet laureate of all once and future megalomaniac sex-addicted crackheads.”….Liam Gallagher on Radiohead: “Writing a song about a f—ing tree? Give me a f—ing break! A thousand year old tree? Go f— yourself! You’d have thought he’d have written a song about a modern tree or one that was planted last week.”….
  • February 24, 2011

    Gaddafi on al-Qaeda: “They give [the protesters] pills at night, they put hallucinatory pills in their drinks, their milk, their coffee, their Nescafe.”…. Glenn Beck on Reform Judaism: “It's almost like Islam, radicalized Islam in a way."….ADL head Abe Foxman on Beck: “Bigoted ignorance.”…. Phyllis Schlafly: “If there’s one thing feminists love, it’s divorce.”….Daily Astorian on Rep. David Wu: “Becoming an embarrassment.”….Victoria Jackson on Hollywood: “They don’t just dislike Christians, they hate God…You don't know how liberal it is, even the Christians are communist."….
  • February 21, 2011

    Muammar Gaddafi on Libya protesters: "Rats."....Former ambassador Abdel-Moneim al-Houni on Gaddafi: “Betrayed his nation and his people.”…. Michele Bachmann on Obama: “Bending down to dictators, and he is brown-nosing the elites that are in Europe, and he's babying the jihadists who are following Sharia-compliant terrorism."….Wisconsin state Sen. Tim Carpenter on Gov. Walker: “A dictator.”…. Rush Limbaugh on Wisconsin protestors: “Freeloaders.”….Ed Schultz on Limbaugh: “Hey Rush, why don't you wrap your fat ass in the flag. ”….
  • February 19, 2011

    Jonathan Lethem: “Brooklyn is repulsive with novelists, it's cancerous with novelists.”…. George Soros on Fox News: “Has imported the methods of George Orwell…Newspeak, where you can tell the people falsehoods and deceive them.”….Tampa Mayor Pam Iorio on Gov. Rick Scott rejecting fed high speed rail funding: “The worst decision by a governor in my 26 years in public life.”…. Orlando Sentinel on Scott: “Utterly clueless.”….Dem Party rep Eric Jotkoff: “A one-man wrecking crew for Florida’s economy.”…. St. Petersburg Times: “A reckless, devastating decision.”….
  • February 15, 2011

    Lawrence O’Donnell on Bill O’Reilly: “A joke…A very, very, very rich man who has grown phenomenally rich by playing a character on TV that the most gullible audience in the history of television falls for.”….Pro-government legislators in Iranian Parliament on opposition leaders: “Death to Mousavi, Karroubi and Khatami!”….Former WikiLeaker Daniel Domscheit-Berg on Julian Assange: “Children shouldn’t play with guns.”…. Robert Reich on Obama budget: “Has chosen to fight fire with gasoline.”…. Grover Norquist on Obama budget: “Doesn’t pass the laugh test.”…. Billy Ray Cyrus on ‘Hannah Montana’: "The damn show destroyed my family.”….