Mudlines Archive

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  • July 19, 2011

    Harry Reid on GOP: “Playing a game of political chicken with the entire global economy.”….Rep. Betty McCollum on CCandB: “This bill panders, even grovels, to Tea Party extremists.”….Rep. Allen West on DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz: “The most vile, unprofessional and despicable member of the US House of Representatives.”….GOP presidential candidate Fred Karger on Michele Bachmann: “Just another hypocrite and bigot."….Rep. Jim Clyburn on Boehner and Cantor: “If they’ve got a good relationship, I don’t want to see a bad one.”….Ted Rall on the U.S. military: “Hasn't done anything to defend the U.S. from a real enemy since 1945.”….
  • July 7, 2011

    Newt Gingrich on Obama administration: “Not since the 1930s have our leaders so willfully deceived themselves about a growing threat to our survival.”….Rush Limbaugh on Obama: “Has destroyed the American private sector…has destroyed the job creation engine of this country.”….Sen. Chuck Schumer on GOP: “Aren't just opposing the president any more, they are opposing the economic recovery itself…which they think helps them in 2012.”….Spike Lee: “What film won best picture in 1989? 'Driving Miss Mother F***ing Daisy!' That’s why [Oscars] don’t matter.”….Nancy Grace on Casey Anthony verdict: “The devil is dancing tonight….I'm not going to let some kooky jury stop justice.”….
  • June 30, 2011

    Mark Halperin on Obama press conference: “I thought he was a dick.”….Rep. Todd Akin: "At the heart of liberalism, really, is a hatred for God and a belief that government should replace God."....Ann Coulter: “Liberals are not like most Americans. They are the biggest pussies on Earth, city-bred weaklings who didn't play a sport and have never been in a fight in their entire lives.”….Rush Limbaugh: “All liberals are burglars. All liberals are thieves. That's what they do. It is who they are.”….Mike Huckabee on GOP: “We’ve become a party of such fractured purity. It’s all or nothing, now or never. It’s not whether the government functions, it’s whether the government is ideologically pure.”….Sen. Chuck Schumer on Mitch McConnell: “Willing to tank the economy for the sake of protecting tax breaks for oil companies, yachts, corporate jets.”….Sen. John Cornyn on Obama: "Blatant demagoguery."....Sen. Pat Roberts on Obama: "Maybe if he'd just take a valium and calm down."....Chris Matthews on Glenn Beck: “Pandering to people who don't want to deal with reality.”….Noted physicist Michio Kaku on Fukushima Daiichi nuke plant: “A ticking time bomb.”….
  • June 22, 2011

    Michele Bachmann on Obama: “Failing the Hispanic community. He is failing the African-American community. He's failing all of us.”….Matt Taibbi on Michele Bachmann: “Completely batshit crazy…Grandiose crazy, late-stage Kim Jong-Il crazy.”….Herman Cain on Obama speech: “Foggy foreign policy.”….Gary Johnson: “Not much more than lip service.”….Tim Pawlenty: “Deeply concerning.”….Ron Paul campaign chairman Jesse Benton: “Too little, too late.”….James Taranto on E.J. Dionne: “Baghdad Bob of the liberal left.”….Jon Stewart to Chris Wallace: “You’re insane.”….Ryan O’Neal on daughter Tatum: “She was not supportive. She was cruel.”….
  • June 17, 2011

    Ed Schultz on Neal Boortz: “Reckless, stupid and a racist.”….Glenn Beck on Ed Schultz: “Such a piece of trash.”….Alex Parene on Rep. Louie Gohmert: “A racist moron whom a civilized nation would consider institutionalizing for his and our safety.”….Fox News host Eric Bolling on President Obama hosting the president of Gabon: “It’s not the first time he’s had a hood in the big crib...What’s with all the hoods in the hizzie?”….Joe McGinniss on Sarah Palin: “[Her] narcissism is so pathological that she can’t even be bothered to keep her acolytes on their knees.”….Bill O’Reilly on Tim Pawlenty: “Haagen-Das can put his picture on vanilla…The guy’s invisible.”….RadioFreeBablyon: “If Rick Santorum had a boring twin brother, he would be Tim Pawlenty.”….David Mamet on liberalism: “A damned expensive habit.”….Matt Steinglass on Romney: “An empty shell without a soul, but he's a pretty smart empty shell without a soul.”….