Mudline Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Mudline Archive!

February 3, 2011
Rumsfeld on McCain: “Hairtrigger temper and a propensity to shift positions to appeal to the media.”….McCain on Rumsfeld: "Thank God he was relieved of his duties.”…. Chris Matthews on Glenn Beck: “The number one exploiter of fear.”….Bill O’Reilly on Al Jazeera: “An anti-Semitic, anti-American network.”…. Timothy Egan on Rep. Gohmert: “Has enough trouble carrying a coherent thought onto the House floor. God forbid he would try to bring a Glock to work.”….Ted Rall on the American Revolution: “Little more than a bunch of rich tax cheats getting theirs.”….

February 1, 2011
Richard Cohen: “The dream of a democratic Egypt is sure to produce a nightmare."….Chris Matthews on Michele Bachmann: “A balloon head.”….Glenn Beck on Matthews: “A balloon head that was taught by a balloon head and all you did because you're a balloon head was sit in your stupid balloon head Ivy League classroom and be indoctrinated by a balloon head.”….Rush Limbaugh: “The wealthiest people in the world are liberal Democrats and totalitarians, and they've acquired their wealth by virtue of stealing it.”….Steelers receiver Hines Ward on the NFL: “They don't give a f*** about concussions.”….Charlie Sheen on his critics: “A bunch of turds.”….

January 28, 2011
Conor Friedersdorf on ‘Countdown with Keith Olbermann’: “Gave me that anxious, vaguely pissed off feeling one gets sitting for an hour without air-conditioning in gridlocked freeway traffic, behind a semi and next to a guy blasting Eminem.”…. Don Imus on Rachel Maddow: “The worst kind of coward and gutless, sniveling worm.”…. Emily Yoffe on Hugh Hefner: “Please, Hef, go away, so we don't have any more images in our heads of you having sex.”….

January 24, 2011
Parents Television Council on ‘Skins’: The most dangerous program that has ever been foisted on your children.”….Ron Reagan on America: “Doesn’t take mental health seriously and is awash in guns and obsessed with violence.”….Palin aide Rebecca Mansour on mainstream media: “Dishonest, unprofessional, biased, manipulative ideologues who make stuff up.”….Joan Rivers: “I think Sarah Palin is an amazing woman. I think she represents everything strong a woman can be, and I think she should go someplace – to another planet, to show them, and get out of our face.”….

January 20, 2011
Andrea Peyser on John Boehner’s weeping: “An extroverted piece of slobberrying, nose-dripping, three-hanky theater…Boo freakin’ hoo…Get over yourself.”….. Bob Cesca on Sarah Palin: ”Nincompoopery and fumbly ignorance…A Palin campaign for president would be one long ‘Hee-Haw’ sketch.”…. Rep. Dana Rohrabacher on China’s government: “A gangster regime that murders its own people.”…. Rep. Steve Cohen on GOP: “They say it's a government takeover of health care, a big lie just like Goebbels.”….Tom Junod on Fox News: “An experiment in propaganda.”….Howard Stern on Leno: "Jay is insane. And Jay is a crook...He steals a tremendous amount of material.”….