Mudline Archive

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January 24, 2011
Parents Television Council on ‘Skins’: The most dangerous program that has ever been foisted on your children.”….Ron Reagan on America: “Doesn’t take mental health seriously and is awash in guns and obsessed with violence.”….Palin aide Rebecca Mansour on mainstream media: “Dishonest, unprofessional, biased, manipulative ideologues who make stuff up.”….Joan Rivers: “I think Sarah Palin is an amazing woman. I think she represents everything strong a woman can be, and I think she should go someplace – to another planet, to show them, and get out of our face.”….

January 20, 2011
Andrea Peyser on John Boehner’s weeping: “An extroverted piece of slobberrying, nose-dripping, three-hanky theater…Boo freakin’ hoo…Get over yourself.”….. Bob Cesca on Sarah Palin: ”Nincompoopery and fumbly ignorance…A Palin campaign for president would be one long ‘Hee-Haw’ sketch.”…. Rep. Dana Rohrabacher on China’s government: “A gangster regime that murders its own people.”…. Rep. Steve Cohen on GOP: “They say it's a government takeover of health care, a big lie just like Goebbels.”….Tom Junod on Fox News: “An experiment in propaganda.”….Howard Stern on Leno: "Jay is insane. And Jay is a crook...He steals a tremendous amount of material.”….

January 13, 2011
Chicago Mayor Richard M. Daley on America: “A killing machine.”….Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik on Arizona: “The Mecca for prejudice and bigotry.”…. Bill Maher on NRA: “Should just change their name to 'The Assassin's Lobby.'”….Rush Limbaugh on Dems: “They're accusing a majority of Americans of being accomplices to murder.”….

January 6, 2011
Rep. Steny Hoyer: “There are a whole lot of people in the Tea Party that I see in these polls who don't want any compromise. My presumption is they have unhappy families.”….Ann Coulter on Cenk Uygur: “Retarded.”….Alex Pareene on Newsmax: “A goofy right-wing magazine where conservatives you've never heard of (and John Stossel, apparently) report, constantly, that Barack Obama is bad and unpopular."….George Will on Bret Favre: “The world’s first intergalactic bore.”…. Stuart Rothenberg on Michele Bachmann: "She's been floated for every possible office except Queen of England.”….Dave Barry on 2010: “This was, in fact, the worst year ever.”….

December 30, 2010
Keith Olbermann on Fox News: “100% bullshit."….Christine O’Donnell on federal probe: “Thug-politic tactic.”…. Charles Krauthammer on Obama tax-cut deal: “The swindle of the year.”…. Glenn Greenwald on Wired not publishing full Manning-Lamo logs: “One of the worst journalistic disgraces of the year.”….Wired eds on Greenwald: “A breathtaking mix of sophistry, hypocrisy and journalistic laziness.”….Joe Klein on Glenn Beck: “A tele-charlatan.”….Cal Thomas on future coverage: “The lapdog big media will predictably question everything the new Republican House attempts to do, characterizing it as 'insensitive,' pro-rich and even inhuman.”….