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March 21, 2017
Trevor Noah: "If Trump's lies are the virus, Fox News is the sex monkey that started it all...Fox News is the real president."....Ralph Nader on GOP budget: "Reflects corporatism, militarism, and racism. The mask is off. The fangs are out...The most vicious, ignorant Republican Party in its history, since 1854."....Gov. Andrew Cuomo on AHCA deal by NY congressmen Collins and Faso: "Cheap politics...They've declared war on New York."....Rep. Collins on Cuomo: "Running around all Chicken Little...Get a life, governor."....Sen. John McCain on Sen. Rand Paul: "The senator from Kentucky is now working for Vladimir Putin."....Paul on McCain: "Makes a really, really strong case for term limits...A little unhinged."....Kremlin spokesman on U.S. Senate Intelligence Committee: "The hearing participants are confused about the situation. They are trying to find confirmation of their own conclusions but can't find either proof or confirmation and are going round in circles."....Tim Allen on Hollywood: "You can get beat up if you don't believe what everybody believes. This is like '30s Germany!"....Charles M. Blow: "Trump's life story is a pyramid scheme of ambitions...A false prophet."....Joe Scarborough on Trump: "He cherry picked the one return from over a decade ago and had it leaked to the press."....Trump lawyer Michael Cohen on Scarborough: "You better have proof to back up your claim and big mouth!"....Jake Tapper on Trump: "I've never seen this level of falsehood."....Erin Gloria Ryan on Trump: "Does not care about women, or the environment, or anybody or anything that does not make Donald Trump feel more manly...He is fat yet does not tolerate fatness in women...Maybe Donald Trump's masculinity is both the most fragile and dangerous thing in the world."....

March 14, 2017
Mark Cuban on Trump: "He's the Zoolander president...Trolls himself and doesn't know it."....Trump on Cuban: "Not smart enough to understand what we are doing...He's a mixed-up guy."....Robert Reich on Trump: "Is actively destroying the truth-telling institutions our democracy depends on."....WH press secretary Sean Spicer: "If you're looking at the CBO for accuracy, you're looking in the wrong place."....WaPo editorial board on Trump's attacks on the media: "A gift to tyrants everywhere...signaling that the United States will no longer champion freedom of the press and expression. This will inevitably lead to more repression."....David Letterman on Trump: "How do you build a dictatorship? First, you undermine the press."....Mika Brzezinski on Trump: "Possibly unfit, mentally."....Charles Blow on Trump: "Has sold his supporters -- and by extension, this country -- a ticket to hell."....Jason Linkins on Sen. Ted Cruz: "Mostly a bundle of shtick, wrapped in a suit."....Trump on Dems: "They lost the election, and now they have lost their grip on reality."....Diane Feinstein on Trump's China trademarks: "Appears eager to leverage his office for personal gain."....Roger Sollenberger on Steve Bannon: "His plans are, for lack of a better word, stupid...A destroyer. A wannabe Shiva."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Commerce Dept. nominee Wilbur Ross: "Practically a cartoon stereotype of a Wall Street fat cat with no interest in anyone but himself."....Alec Baldwin: "Trump's speech to Congress prompted the press to act like a parent rewarding a toddler for not throwing up at the dinner table. It set the bar rather low."....Trump on media: "Be nice, you will do much better."....Rachel Maddow: "This is what abusers say when you stand up for yourself. 'Do much better' means 'be treated less cruelly by me,' which is never true."....

March 8, 2017
Former Trump executive VP Louise Sunshine: "Just listen to Kellyanne Conway. Just listen to her. You want to put a grapefruit in her mouth."...Joe Scarborough on Trump: "One lie on top of another lie on top of another lie."....Mika Brzezinski: "It's a fake presidency."....David Letterman on Trump: "I'm tired of people being bewildered about everything he says. 'I can't believe he said that!' We gotta stop that and instead figure out ways to protect ourselves from him. We know he's crazy."....Joe Conason on Trump: "Can mimic presidential behavior. This is a dangerous illusion."....Trump biographer Tim O'Brien: "He's not a great manager. He's a performance artist pretending to be a great manager."....House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi on Trump: "It's the tool of an authoritarian, to just have you always be talking about what you want them to be talking about."....GOP strategist Rick Wilson on Trump: "The beets-and-vodka reek [covers] his business dealings, his senior advisers, and the pro-Putin claque that surrounds him in his Kremlin outpost on the Potomac."....DNC chair Tom Perez: "Donald Trump is anathema to America."....Flaming Lips' Wayne Coyne: "Republicans don't like music."....

February 27, 2017
DNC chairman Tom Perez: "What Donald Trump and Putin have in common is that they have no moral compass. Their whole being is about themselves."....Eliot Cohen, senior State Department official under Bush: "I cannot believe a word that comes out of the president's mouth, the spokesman's mouth -- the vice president's mouth, because, frankly, he's morally compromised now too."....Joe Scarborough on Trump Administration: "Scary as hell."....Mika Brzezinski on Trump adviser Stephen Miller: "The Little Dictator."....Trump: "Paris is no longer Paris."....French President Francois Hollande in response: "People don't have access to guns. Here, you don't have people with guns opening fire on the crowd simply for the satisfaction of causing drama and tragedy."....Sen. John McCain on Trump: "An administration in disarray...The growing inability, and even unwillingness, to separate truth from lies."....Seth Meyers on Trump's frequent golfing, after criticizing Obama for same: "When it comes to being a hypocrite, Donald Trump has a zero handicap. He's the Tiger Woods of hypocrisy."....

February 17, 2017
President Trump: "The fake news media (failing New York Times, NBC News, ABC, CBS, CNN) is not my enemy, it is the enemy of the American People!"....Bill McKibben: "Donald Trump and Steve Bannon have turned the White House against America."....Trump: "The news is fake because so much of the news is fake...The reporting is false."....Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee on Trump Administration: "Not only off its wheels, but off the track."....Chicago Tribune Factcheck on Trump policy adviser Stephen Miller: "Earns Four Pinocchios -- over and over again."....Trump on Sen. John McCain: "He's been losing so long he doesn't know how to win anymore."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin: "He flat-out lied to the Senate. They want to say it was a half-truth or it was not quite right or fabricated. No. What Mr. Mnuchin did is he lied."....Trump on Court of Appeals considering executive order case: "It's so sad. I don't ever want to call a court biased, so I won't call it biased."....Matt Taibbi on Trump: "Is proving that if you connect with America's anger and paranoia, you can get by quite easily without facts."....Trump on Mark Cuban: "Not smart enough to run for president!"....Trump biographer Michael D'Antonio on Trump: "He's manic without being depressive...Everybody else wants stability, but he thrives in turmoil."....Trump to media: "I'm not ranting and raving. I'm just telling you, you know, you're dishonest people."....Bernie Sanders on Trump: "This guy is a fraud."....Trump: "The fake news media is going crazy with their conspiracy theories and blind hatred."....Gloria Steinem on Trump: "Grandiosity, impulsivity, hypersensitivity and an apparent inability to distinguish between fantasy and reality."....Gordon G. Chang on Kim Jong Un family drama: "Macbeth with Nukes."....

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