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November 8, 2016
Donald Trump: "We're going to Washington, D.C. to drain the swamp."....French president Francois Hollande on Trump: "His excesses make you want to retch."....Glenn Beck on Trump: "This guy is dangerously unhinged."....Jesse Berney on a Trump presidency: "There is no limit to the potential for horror."....Charles M. Blow on Trump: "A lowlife degenerate with the temperament of a 10-year-old and the moral compass of a severely wayward teen."....James Carville on Trump's policies: "Just a long list of the people he's mad at."....Trump on Clinton: "The most corrupt person to ever seek the presidency of the United States."....Salma Hayek on Trump: "The least qualified candidate in the history of America."....Dana Milbank on Trump: "Anti-Semitism is no longer an undertone of Trump's campaign. It's the melody."....Ann Coulter: "If only people with at least four grandparents born in America were voting, Trump would win in a 50-state landslide."....Trump on Clinton: "Her election would mire our government and our country in a constitutional crisis..."....Journalists on Trump's "I will sue them" speech at Gettysburg: "The Grievanceburg Address."....George R.R. Martin on Trump: "Clinton's ads just show Trump being Trump...In my lifetime, there has never been a presidential candidate more unfit to lead this nation."....Trump: "Can you imagine having Hillary for four years? Ugh."....Lady Gaga on Trump: "One of the most notorious bullies we have ever witnessed."....Bret Stephens: "Donald Trump is a demagogue. Period."....Andrew Sullivan on Trump: "Fascism has never been on the ballot before."....

November 3, 2016
Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller on Hillary Clinton: "C***."....Donald Trump on Clinton: "A terrible example for my son and the children of this country."....Trump on NBC News reporter Katy Tur: "Little Katy, third-rate journalist."....Charles M. Blow on Trump: "Has built a menacing wall around the hollow of his self."....David Brooks on Trump: "Is so alone, if a tree fell in his emotional forest, it would not make a sound."....U.S. District Judge Loretta Biggs on NC voter purge: "Insane...Sounds like something that was put together back in 1901."....U.S. Senate candidate and former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke during debate: "There is a problem in America with a very strong, powerful tribal group that dominates our media and dominates our international banking. I'm not opposed to all Jews."....Opponent Caroline Fayard on Duke: "Has slithered out of the swamp."....LA Public Service Commissioner Foster Campbell on Duke: "I have nothing in common with him other than, we're probably breathing."....LA state treasurer John Kennedy on Duke: "It must be terrible to wake up in the morning with that much hate in your heart."....Trump on U.S. electoral system: "There is large-scale fraud happening on and before election day."....Trump on Clinton: "Broke the law over and over and over again."....Trump campaign manager Kellyanne Conway on Clinton: "Never-ending scandalabra."....Trump on Clinton: "A very unstable person."....Clinton on Trump: "I wonder if he even knows that a single nuclear warhead can kill millions of people."....Samantha Bee on Trump: "What's his biggest enemy? I mean besides knowledge, integrity, and basic human decency."....

October 24, 2016
Trump on Clinton: "The least qualified candidate in the history of this country."....Clinton on Trump: "The most dangerous person to run for president in the modern history of America."....Trump on the election: "The whole thing is one big fix. One big, ugly lie."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren to Trump: "We see through your creepy bullying...Whining about imaginary cheating is the last refuge of the sore loser."....Trump on the New York Times: "Poisoned the minds of the voters."....Bill Kristol on Trump: "A failed fluke presidential candidate...Really a bad guy."....Trump on the U.S.: "Looking so dumb."....John Avlon on Trump: "A celebrity demagogue whose narcissism has already stained our political history."....Trump on Clinton: "Such a nasty woman."....Diane Rehm on Trump: "Nasty, nasty talk."....Trump on recent accusations of sexual assault: "All fiction, all fictionalized, probably or possibly started by [Hillary Clinton] and her very sleazy campaign."....J.K. Rowling on debate: "A highly intelligent, experienced woman just debated a giant orange Twitter egg."....Trump: "We are competing in a rigged election."....Sen. Lindsay Graham on Trump: "If he loses it will not be because the system is rigged, but because he failed as a candidate."....Trump on Clinton: "Putin has outsmarted her at every single step of the way."....Clinton on Trump: "He would rather believe Vladimir Putin than the military and civilian intelligence professionals who are sworn to protect us."....Trump on the U.S.: "Nobody can believe how stupid our leadership is."....NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio on Trump election outcome comments: "Something you'd expect from a military leader about to attempt a coup in a foreign country."....Trump on a woman who accused him of sexual assault: "Look at her -- I don't think so."....Trump on another accuser: "Believe me, she would not be my first choice."....Amy Zimmerman on Trump: "The only thing women like more than being grabbed by the pussy is being told that they're too unattractive to be sexually violated."....Amy Davidson on Trump: "Seems incapable of talking about women without lying."....Clinton on Trump: "Thinks belittling women makes him bigger."....Jennifer Rubin on Trump: "Treating women as chattel makes him feel masculine and in command."....Chelsea Handler: "The only person with more respect for women than Donald Trump is Bill Cosby."....Trump on Clinton: "She gave us ISIS."....Trump on Clinton: "She's lied hundreds of times to the people, to Congress, and to the FBI."....Clinton on Trump: "He's unfit."....Trump on Clinton: "No, you're the one who's unfit."....Charles M. Blow: "Republicans sowed intolerance and in its shadow, Trump sprang up like toxic fungi."....Latina Magazine: "Send Trump to the 'Dustbin of History.'"....Trump on the U.S.: "Stagnant...We've lost our jobs...Not making things anymore...Being ripped off by everybody in the world."....Trump on voting: "It looks to me like a rigged election."....Obama on Trump: "You start whining before the game's even over?...You don't have what it takes to be in this job."....Trump on Clinton: "She should never have been allowed to run for the presidency...She's guilty of a very serious crime."....Bruce Springsteen on Trump: "He's such a flagrant, toxic narcissist that he wants to take down the entire democratic system with him if he goes...I think he's going to make as big a mess as he can."....Trump on Clinton: "Meets in secret with international banks to plot the destruction of U.S. sovereignty."....Simon Schama on Trump remarks: "Straight from the anti-Semitic canon. Sieg Trump."....Clinton on Trump: "A very dark and in many ways dangerous vision of our country."....Trump on Clinton Foundation: "A criminal enterprise."....John Oliver on Trump: "The human embodiment of every backwards condescending Mad Men-esque boys club attitude that has ever existed, rolled into one giant salivating dick-size-referencing, pussy-grabbing warthog in a red power tie."....

October 16, 2016
Trump ad on Clinton: "Filthy rich...Only cares about power, money, and herself."....Newt Gingrich: "There's a big Trump and a little Trump. The little Trump is frankly pathetic."....Trump on McCain: "The dirtiest mouth in all of the Senate."....Trump on USA Today: "Not much of a newspaper."....Trump on SNL: "Boring and unfunny."....Trump on HRC: "We should take a drug test prior to the debate, because I don't know what's going on with her."....Obama on Trump: "Pumps himself up by putting other people down."....Trump on McCain, Ryan and other GOP leaders: "I wouldn't want to be in a foxhole with a lot of these people."....New York Daily News on Trump: "Perv."....Erin Gloria Ryan: "There's one thing about which the GOP presidential nominee always tells the truth: treating women like garbage."....Democratic strategist Maria Cardona on Trump: "An irredeemable pervert, a predator."....Trump on Ryan: "Weak and ineffective."....Roger Cohen on Trump: "A single-note campaign; that note is rage."....GOP donor Mark DeMoss on 2016: "The most shallow, petty, immature presidential race of my lifetime. I'm 54."....David Brooks on Trump: "His party treats him as a stench it can't yet remove."....Tom Hanks on Trump: "[He will become president] right about the time spaceships come down filled with dinosaurs in red capes."....

October 11, 2016
Donald Trump on U.S. electoral system: "The election is going to be rigged...The only way we can lose...is if cheating goes on."....Eighteen-year Trump exec Barbara Res on Trump: "He got too famous. He started believing his own s***...Now I don't think there is a person alive that he respects, because he thinks he's God."....Trump on Clinton: "The devil."....George Will on the GOP: "Perhaps it is imprudent to nominate a venomous charlatan."....Roger Cohen on Trump: "A dictator-in-waiting with a brat's temper and a prig's scowl...Hovering over Hillary Clinton like some dyspeptic Mafia boss."....Trump on Clinton: "Help me stop Crooked Hillary from rigging this election."....Seth Meyers on Trump: "The pervert on the bus."....Lindy West: "Mr. Trump is rape culture's blathering id."....Michael Tomasky on Trump in debate:"Pacing like a walrus."....Cyndi Lauper on Trump: "He's a bum and he's taking us down...He has low-lifed our entire political system."....Robert De Niro on Trump: "So blatantly stupid. He's a punk, he's a dog, he's a pig, he's a con, a bullshit artist."....The Atlantic editorial on Trump: "A demagogue, a xenophobe, a sexist, a know-nothing, and a liar. He is spectacularly unfit for office."....

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