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  • May 30, 2018

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  • May 28, 2018

    Roger Stone on former CIA director John Brennan: "If I were him I'd break the capsule and swallow it now. That psychopath is going down."....Rudy Giuliani on Brennan and former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper: "I certainly wouldn't trust Clapper or Brennan as far as I could throw them."....Mark Green on Giuliani: "A television demagogue...Either you love him, or he hates you."....Trump: "I am very disappointed with my Justice Department...What's going on is a disgrace...I have the absolute right to do what I want with the Justice Department."....Sen. Chuck Schumer on Trump: "Seems to have the terribly misguided view that the Department of Justice is there to protect his political interests and prosecute his enemies."....former Trump adviser A.J. Delgado: "I support much of the Trump 2016 campaign agenda. I just didn't take the turn into Conspiracies-That-Don't-Make-Sense, nor I Am Going To Insult And Attack Comey And Mueller Even Though Both Are Admirable People street. Not what I signed up for."....Sean Hannity on Mueller: "So abusive, so corrupt, so conflicted...Muellergate...Witch hunt...A monumental abuse of power...Deep State operatives...A direct threat to this American republic. Mueller is causing irreparable damage to the rule of law in this country."....Rep. Nancy Pelosi: "President Trump has become the swamp."....European Council prez Donald Trusk on Trump: "With friends like that who needs enemies?"....Steve Schmidt on Trump: "A small and vile man."....Michael Flynn Jr.: "You're all going down. You know who you are. Mark my word."....
  • May 25, 2018

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  • May 15, 2018

    Donald Trump Jr. on pre-Trump presidents: "Weaklings."....Rep. Maxine Waters on Trump: "How long do we have to suffer his gigantic ego and narcissistic behavior?"....Sen. John Kennedy on Kelly Sadler's comment on McCain: "Everything happens for a reason. And sometimes the reason is you're stupid and made a bad decision."....Stoneman Douglas survivor Cameron Kasky on Trump NRA speech: "A professional liar who will say anything to appease whatever crowd he's at."....NM congressional candidate Pat Davis in TV ad: "F*** the NRA. Their pro-gun policies have resulted in dead children, dead mothers, and dead fathers."....Ted Nugent on Parkland survivors: "Liars...Poor, mush-brained children...It hurts me to say this, but the evidence is irrefutable; they have no soul."....Debbie Wasserman Schulz on NRA: "Just shy of a terrorist organization."....Rudy Giuliani on Stormy Daniels attorney Michael Avenatti: "I don't get involved with pimps."....Trump: "Senator Cryin' Chuck Schumer."....David Cay Johnston on Trump: "A man with this desperate need for adoration. He is an empty vessel...His only philosophy is the glorification of Donald."....Trump on Mueller investigation: "The $10,000,000 Russian Witch Hunt."....Fox News host Neil Cavuto on Trump: "I guess you're too busy draining the swamp to ever stop and smell the stink you're creating."....Mark Sumner on Trump China deal: "Simply the largest case of pay-to-play in history."....NRA President-elect Oliver North: "Never believe an Iranian, because if their lips are moving they are lying."....Trump on Iran agreement: "A horrible, one-sided deal that should have never ever been made...Iran lied, big time."....Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu on Iran deal: "A disaster for our region, a disaster for the peace of the world."....Iranian President Hassan Rouhani on the US: "Never adheres to its commitments."....Roman Polanski on #MeToo: "Total hypocrisy...A collective hysteria."....Jay Rosen on Trump: "He's not attempting to persuade a majority of the country to his side...He's trying to cement a psychological bond with his core supporters that can't be broken."....Liam Kirkcaldy: "Donald Trump has banned Irn-Bru from his Scottish hotel, despite the fact that it's one of the few drinks which could survive a nuclear war without being affected. You'd think that would appeal to the man."....Tim O'Connor on Trump's Irn-Bru ban: "Effectively a declaration of war on Scotland."....Bill Maher: "Everything Trump does is modeled on the mob...He's using a legitimate front business, in this case the White House, to enrich the family...Who's his worst enemy? The FBI."....
  • May 8, 2018

    Rudy Giuliani on former FBI Director James Comey: "Pervert...Disgraceful."....Trump on Comey: "He lied all over the place...He's either very sick or very dumb."....Ann Coulter on Comey: "I think he will be remembered as an extremely tall federal inmate."....Jack Schafer on Comey book: "The stink of sanctimony."....Trump on Comey book: "A third-rate book that should never have been written."....Trump on Comey meeting notes: "Phony memos."....Comey on Trump: "He's just making stuff up."....Joe Scarborough on Trump hiring Giuliani: "It's not 3-D chess. That's not even checkers. That's a monkey throwing poo against the wall."....West VA primary hopeful Don Blankenship on the Senate Majority Leader: "One of my goals as U.S. Senator will be to ditch Cocaine Mitch."....Trump on former aide Sam Nunberg: "A drunk/drugged-up loser."....Michelle Wolf on media: "You guys are obsessed with Trump. Did you used to date him? Because you pretend like you hate him, but I think you love him."....Rush Limbaugh: "The media continue to make abject fools of themselves and it is obvious that they're crazed."....Trump on Mueller investigation: "A horrible Witch Hunt."....Carl Bernstein: "It's clear the President of the United States is presiding over a massive cover-up."....Trump on Mueller investigation: "It's all lies and it's a horrible thing that's going on."....Rep. David McKinley on Dem criticism of EPA head Scott Pruitt: "A classic display of innuendo and McCarthyism."....Rep. Bill Johnson: "A shameful attempt to denigrate the work that's being done at the EPA."....Trump on NYT reporter Maggie Haberman: "A Crooked H flunkie who I don't speak to and have nothing to do with."....Roger Stone on Trump: "Goes out of his way to treat [Michael Cohen] like garbage."....French president Macron on Trump: "I do not share the fascination for new, strong powers, the abandonment of freedom, and illusion of nationalism."....Trump on Stormy Daniels' claim she was threatened in a parking lot: "A nonexistent man. A total con job."....Paul Krugman: "I don't think we've ever seen anything like the collection of petty grifters and miscreants surrounding Donald Trump."....Donald Trump Jr. on DNC lawsuit: "If for two years. you don't succeed peddling your garbage, try, try again?"....Trump on former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper: "A lying machine."....Tina Fey: "It feels like talking to anyone, anywhere in 2018 is just landmine hopscotch."....