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April 20, 2016
Trump on Cruz campaign: "Dirty tricksters."....Cruz on Trump: "Curses and yells and insults whoever's nearby...Has no solutions to the problems we're facing."....Iowa Trump co-chair Tana Goertz on Cruz: "Stealing, lying, and bribing people to become delegates."....Cruz spokesman Ron Nehring on Trump campaign: "Operating with the same efficiency as...Trump University and Trump Steaks and Trump Magazine."....Trump on Clinton: "Her whole life has been a big, fat, beautiful lie."....Trump on Colorado primary: "A total fix...A crooked, crooked system."....Trump on RNC: "They should be ashamed of themselves for allowing this kind of crap to happen."....Trump on Clinton: "Guilty as hell."....Bob Cesca on David Brooks: "Totally, painfully, irredeemably clueless."....Bill Maher on upcoming GOP convention: "Professional wrestling meets Krystallnacht."....Alex Jones on Glenn Beck: "A false prophet whose messiah is Ted Cruz...A cynical, twisted weirdo...An egomaniac, super-narcissist, probably psychotic, in my view, and he's insane and wants to be a cult leader."....Steve Miller on Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: "This whole industry f***ing sucks...All the people that were sitting in the front row tonight, like the guy that came from my record company, I wanted to pull him by his necktie and kick him in the nuts."....

April 7, 2016
New York Daily news on Cruz: "Take the F U train, Ted!"....Cruz on Hillary Clinton: "A wild-eyed socialist with ideas that are dangerous for America and the world."....Trump spokeswoman Hope Hicks on Cruz: "Worse than a puppet. He is a Trojan horse."....Trump on Club for Growth: "A dumb group."....Obama on Trump wall plan: "Half-baked."....Sarah Palin on Obama: "A weak-kneed capitulator in chief."....Jason Easley on Palin: "The ugly racism that [she] injected into the Republican Party in 2008 has matured into the candidacy of Donald Trump...A permanent stain on the United States of America."....former Make America Great Again PAC spokeswoman Stephanie Cegielski on Trump: "His ego has now taken over the driver's seat, and nothing else matters. The Donald does not fail. The Donald does not have any weakness. The Donald is his own biggest enemy."....Jim Geraghty on Trump: "He didn't abruptly become reckless, obnoxious, ill-informed, erratic, hot-tempered, pathologically dishonest, narcissistic, crude and catastrophically unqualified for the presidency overnight. He's always been that guy."....Rush Limbaugh on GOP candidates: "If you want a campaign slogan for 2016...'Everybody sucks.'"....

March 31, 2016
Sen. Lindsey Graham on the GOP: "My party is completely screwed up at the moment."....Sen. Ted Cruz on Donald Trump: "A trainwreck."....Andrea Mitchell on Trump: "When he doesn't know something, he just changes the subject, makes it all about himself."....Johnny Depp on Trump: "A brat."....Cruz on Trump: "A sniveling coward."....Bill Maher: "Choosing between Sen. Ted Cruz and Donald Trump is sort of like choosing whether to get Ebola or Zika."....Trump tombstone erected anonymously in Central Park: "He made America hate again."....Trump on Tucker Carlson, who he had never met, in a long-ago phone message responding to Carlson mocking Trump's hair on TV: "It's true you have better hair than I do. But I get more pussy than you do."....Harper Lee in 1990: "The worst punishment God can devise for this sinner is to make her spirit reside eternally at the Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."....

March 21, 2016
Donald Trump on the media: "The most dishonest human beings on earth."....Trump on NBC's Katy Tur: "Little Katy, third-rate journalist."....Trump on Politico's Ben Schreckinger: "A dishonest, third-rate reporter with a failing outlet that will soon be out of business, hopefully."....Sen. Elizabeth Warren on Trump: "A loser...Petty bullying, attacks on women, cheap racism, and flagrant narcissism."....Trump on Warren: "Her whole life was based on a fraud."....David Brooks on Trump: "Precisely the kind of scapegoating, promise-making, fear-driving and deceiving demagogue [the Founding Fathers] feared....Perhaps the most dishonest person to run for high office in our lifetimes."....Trump on Brooks: "A clown with no awareness of the world around him...One of the dumbest of all pundits."....Ross Douthat on Trump: "Transparently unfit for office."....Trump on Mitt Romney: "A jealous fool and not a bright person."....Trump on Hillary Clinton: "Pathetically weak."....Trump: "I have zero respect for Megyn Kelly...A total whack job...No talent."....Glenn Beck on Trump: "So thin skinned that he must belittle, abuse, and threaten women."....Trump on Mitt Romney: "A mixed up man who doesn't have a clue."....Gilbert Gottfried on Trump: "Hitler without the warmth."....Bill Maher on Trump: "The white Kanye West."....

March 11, 2016
Ted Cruz on Obama: "Has made the presidency and has made, sadly, his administration, a laughingstock in the world."....Trump on Obama: "Has not done anything for African-Americans in this country...He got a free pass."....Cruz on Obama: "Believes he's above the law...Behaves as an emperor."....Cruz on Trump: "Has a generous relationship with the truth."....Nicholas Kristof on Trump: "America's Ahmadinejad."....Louis C.K. on Trump: "A messed up guy with a hole in his heart that he tries to fill with money and attention."....Michael Gerson on Trump: "A Rembrandt of demagoguery...The guy your Founding Fathers warned you about."....Cruz on the IRS: "Corrupt."....Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell on Trump getting the GOP nomination: "We'll drop him like a hot rock."....

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