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February 3, 2016
Carly Fiorina on Hillary Clinton: "Qualified for the Big House, not the White House...She's escaped prosecution more than El Chapo."....Marco Rubio on Clinton: "One of her first acts as president may well be to pardon herself."....Chris Christie on Clinton: "She will never get within ten miles of the White House. The days for the Clintons in public housing are over."....Donald Trump on Glenn Beck: "A whack job."....Rubio on Ted Cruz: "Willing to say or do anything in order to win an election."....Trump on Cruz: "An anchor baby in Canada."....Rubio on Barack Obama: "Systematically and habitually violates the constitution."....Trump on NH Union-Leader publisher Joe McQuaid: "Truly a dishonest guy."....Sarah Palin on Iowa Rep. Steve King: "Maybe he's been hanging out in a cornfield too long huffing ethanol."....Fox News on Trump: "We can't give in to terrorizations toward any of our employees."....Trump on Fox: "Without me they'd have no ratings."....Daily Beast on Trump: "The Art of the Tantrum."....Ben Carson on the American people: "Terrified."....Rubio on Obama: "Seven disastrous years."....Former CIA director and Defense Secretary Robert Gates, on the 2016 presidential contenders: "The level of dialogue on national security issues would embarrass a middle schooler."....Bill Maher: "Somewhere along the line the information superhighway became Bullshit Boulevard."....

January 25, 2016
Donald Trump on Jeb Bush ad: "Desperately needed mommy to help him."....Bush press secretary Kristy Campbell on Trump: "Started the day aligning himself with white supremacists, ended it attacked a Former First Lady. Huge day..."....Trump on Bush: "He is ashamed to use the name 'Bush' in ads."....National Review on Trump: "A philosophically unmoored political opportunist."....Trump on NR: "A failing publication that has lost its way... Only knows how to criticize, but not how to lead."....former Defense Secretary Robert Gates on Trump: "Primal screaming may be good for therapy, but it is a poor substitute for practical politics."....Elliot Abrams on Trump: "What's troubling is that he doesn't know that he doesn't know anything about national security."....Mark Helprin on Trump: "He is whatever he pleases to be at the moment, the only principle being the triumph of his will."....William Kristol: "Isn't Trumpism a two-bit Caesarism of a kind that American conservatives have always disdained?"....John Podhoretz on Trump as president: "Would be, unquestionably, the worst thing to happen to the American common culture in my lifetime."....Cal Thomas: "Isn't a narcissist what we currently have in the White House?"....Matt Walsh: "The melding of Trumpianity with Christianity has been among the more awkward and grotesque phenomenons I've ever witnessed...I watch it unfold feeling like a guy whose best friend just started dating the town floozy."....

January 21, 2016
Bob Dole on Ted Cruz: "I don't know how he's going to deal with Congress. Nobody likes him."....Trump on Cruz: "He's a nasty guy...Nobody in Congress likes him."....NY Daily News headline on Palin endorsing Trump: "I'm With Stupid!"....Trump on Cruz: "A maniac."....William Saletan on Cruz: "May be the most spectacular liar ever to run for president."....NY Rep. Pete King on Cruz: "Go back under a rock."....Cruz on Trump: "In terms of a commander in chief, I think we ought to have someone who isn't springing out of bed and tweeting in response to the latest polls."....Trump on Cruz: "Two-faced."....Cruz on NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio: "Over and over again stands with the looters and criminals rather than the brave men and women of blue."....Trump on Obama: "Living in a fantasy land."....Marco Rubio on Obama: "Has deliberately weakened America."....Ted Nugent on Obama and Clinton: "They should be tried for treason and hung."....Matt Walsh on Trump: "If you vote for a man who worships himself over God, you deserve the tyranny that happens next."....Seth Meyers: "A good day for Obama only lasts the seven minutes before Repubicans s*** all over it."....Andy Borowitz: "I worry that the controversy about Ted Cruz's birth will distract people from the fact that he is a deranged sociopath."....

January 15, 2016
Ted Cruz: "China is running over President Obama like he is a child."....Chris Christie on Obama: "The guy is a petulant child."....Marco Rubio on Obama: "Does not believe that America is a great global power...Doesn't believe in the Constitution."....Cruz on Obama: "Acts as an apologist for radical Islamic terrorism."....Ben Carson on Obama: "Doesn't realize we live in the twenty-first century."....Christie on Obama: "We will kick your rear end out of the White House."....Donald Trump: "Our country's a mess...Our military is a disaster."....Jeb Bush: "In this administration every weapon system has been gutted."....Christie on Obama: "Has let [our military] diminish to a point where tin pot dictators like the mullahs in Iran are taking our Navy ships."....Trump on the U.S.: "We can't be the stupid country any more. We are laughed at all over the world."....Rubio on Bush: "Desperate and spending millions on false attacks."....Trump on Rubio: "At least half of the things Marco said are flat-out false."....Rubio on Obamacare: "A certified job-killer."....Christie on Rubio: "When you're a senator, what you get to do is just talk and talk and talk."....Bush on Hillary Clinton: "She would be a national security mess."....Christie on Clinton: "If I am the nominee, she won't get within ten miles of the White House."....Trump on Bush: "We don't need a weak person being president of the United States."....Christie on Obama: "A guy who just believes that law enforcement are the bad guys."....

January 6, 2016
Chris Christie on Obama: "A petulant child...Wants to act as if he is a king, as if he is a dictator."....Trump on Obama: "He doesn't want to work too hard. He wants to go back and play golf."....National Review's Charles Cooke on Obama’s tears: “Well, that was embarrassing…Irrational. Dishonest. And ultimately weak.”….Fox News’ Andrea Tantaros: “I would check that podium for a raw onion…It’s not really believable.”….Meghan McCain: “Bad political theater.”….Breitbart’s John Nolte: “Fascist tears.”….Chris Christie: "I just don't think Marco Rubio's going to be able to slime his way to the White House."....Trump on protesters at his rally: "A bunch of losers."....Rick Santorum on Ted Cruz: "Has two years of grandstanding in Washington."....Trump on Charles Krauthmmer: "The worst...He's terrible."....Krauthammer on Trump: "I'm going to conceal carry for the time being."....Mike Huckabee on Congressional Republicans: "Grow a spine."....Trump on Obama: "He doesn't like people, I guess."....Cruz website: "Obama wants your guns."....Trump on Hillary Clinton: "She's caused death. She's caused tremendous death with incompetent decisions."....Rush Limbaugh on liberals: "Some of the most vicious, mean-spirited extremists among us....Have contempt for average, ordinary Americans and every other type of person."....Trump on Obama: "A bad cheerleader."....

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