Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • March 22, 2019

    "[Trump] sees all of us who went to Vietnam as fools. We were the suckers. We were the stupid ones. We were the ones that didn't have the resources to be able to get out of the draft...Well, Mr. President, get your feet x-rayed and let's see those bone spurs. I don't think he has them."
    -- former Sen. Bob Kerrey

  • March 21, 2019

    "It's sort of interesting that a man out of the blue just writes a report...You have a great victory, somebody comes in, does a report out of nowhere. Tell me, how does that make sense?...My voters don't get it and I don't get it."
    -- Trump on Mueller

    "I gave [Sen. John McCain] the kind of funeral he wanted -- which, as president, I had to approve. I don't care about this, but I didn't get 'Thank you.'"
    -- Trump

  • March 20, 2019

    "Once someone understands narcissistic personality disorder, they understand you -- and why you're unfit and incompetent for the esteemed office you temporarily hold."
    -- George Conway on Trump

    "George Conway, often referred to as Mr. Kellyanne Conway by those who know him, is VERY jealous of his wife's success and angry that I, with her help, didn't give him the job he so desperately wanted. I barely know him but just take a look, a stone cold LOSER and husband from hell."
    -- Trump

    "You. Are. Nuts."
    -- Conway

  • March 19, 2019

    "The Fake News Media has never been more Dishonest or Corrupt that it is right now. There was never been a time like this in American history...Fake News is the absolute Enemy of our People and our Country itself."
    -- Trump

  • March 18, 2019

    "It's truly incredible that shows like Saturday Night Live, not funny/no talent, can spend all the time knocking the same person (me), over and over, without so much of a mention of 'the other side.' Should Federal Election Commission and/or FCC look into this?"
    -- Trump

  • March 17, 2019

    "To show the invaders that our lands will never be their lands, our homelands are our own and that, as long as a white man still lives, they will never conquer our lands."
    -- New Zealand shooting suspect on his goal

    "People hate the word 'invasion,' but that's what it is."
    -- Trump on U.S. southern border

  • March 16, 2019

    "There should be no Mueller report."
    -- Trump

  • March 14, 2019

    "I can tell you I have the support of the police, the support of the military, the support of the Bikers for Trump -- I have the tough people, but they don't play it tough -- until they go to a certain point, and then it would be very bad, very bad."
    -- Trump

  • March 14, 2019

    "Both the judge and the lawyer in the Paul Manafort case stated loudly and for the world to hear there was NO COLLUSION with Russia."
    -- Trump, March 8th, on Judge T.S. Ellis and Kevin Downing after first Manafort sentencing

    "[Manafort is] not before the court for anything having to do with colluding with the Russian government to influence this election."
    -- what Judge Ellis actually said

    "Judge Jackson conceded that there was absolutely no evidence of any Russian collusion in this case... Two courts have ruled 'no evidence of any collusion with any Russians.'"
    -- Manafort lawyer Kevin Downing yesterday, after second sentencing

    "The question of whether there was any collusion with Russia... was not presented in this case, period, therefore it was not resolved one way or the other by this case...The 'no collusion' not accurate because the investigation is still ongoing."
    -- what Judge Jackson actually said

    "[It] was proven today -- no collusion... It was all a big hoax."
    -- Trump

  • March 13, 2019

    "The one-sided hatred on these shows is incredible and for me, unwatchable. But remember, WE are number one -- President!"
    -- Trump on late-night comedy/talk shows

    "I never did anything wrong."
    -- Trump