Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • March 06, 2019

    "S***, I'm not going to see the Mueller report, am I."
    -- last words of WWII vet Mitchell Tendler, December 2018

  • March 05, 2019

    "They want to take your pickup truck. They want to rebuild your home. They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved."
    -- former Trump aide Sebastian Gorka on Green New Deal

  • March 04, 2019

    "Bullshit...We're waiting for a report by people that weren't elected."
    -- Trump on Mueller investigation

  • March 03, 2019

    "Right now we have people in Congress that hate our country. And you know that, and we can name every one of them..."
    -- Trump

  • March 02, 2019

    "To both sides he became an expendable pawn in a reckless chess game. His back was slammed against the wall by Mueller [and by NY] prosecutor thugs who stuck a long sentencing barrel down his throat if he didn't sing their tune."
    -- Rep. Jack Kingston on Michael Cohen

  • February 28, 2019

    "I don't believe he knew about it. He tells me that he didn't know about it, and I will take him at his word."
    -- Trump on Kim Jung Un and the treatment of imprisoned American student Otto Warmbier, yesterday

    "Otto was tortured beyond belief by North Korea."
    -- Trump, after Warmier's death in 2017

  • February 28, 2019

    "Mr. Trump is an enigma. He is complicated...He has both good and bad, as do we all. But the bad far outweighs the good, and since taking office, he has become the worst version of himself.... Given my experience working for Mr. Trump, I fear that if he loses the election in 2020, that there will never be a peaceful transition of power."
    -- Michael Cohen

  • February 27, 2019

    "Do your wife and father-in-law know about your girlfriends? Maybe tonight would be a good time for a chat. I wonder if she'll remain faithful while you're in prison. She's about to learn a lot..."
    -- Rep. Matt Gaetz addressing Michael Cohen in tweet yesterday

  • February 26, 2019

    "He's proclaimed his innocence totally."
    -- Trump on Robert Kraft

    "He totally denies it."
    -- Trump on Roy Moore

    "He says he is innocent."
    -- Trump on Rob Porter

    "He is a good person... I don't think Bill did anything wrong."
    -- Trump on O'Reilly

    "Some of the women that are complaining, I know how much he's helped them."
    -- Trump on Roger Ailes

    "Every woman lied... Total fabrication. The events never happened."
    -- Trump on accusations against him

  • February 25, 2019

    "We will be having one of the biggest gatherings in the history of Washington, D.C., on July 4th... Major fireworks display, entertainment and an address by your favorite President, me!"
    -- Trump announcing "A Salute to America," to be held at the Lincoln Memorial