Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • July 28, 2019

    "No human being would want to live there."
    -- Trump on Baltimore

  • July 27, 2019

    "We have some very, very bad people in government that would be willing to do bad things and for bad reasons."
    -- Trump

  • July 26, 2019

    "Article II allows me to do whatever I want...Nobody ever mentions Article II. It gives me all of these rights, at a level that nobody has ever seen before. We don't even talk about Article II...I have an Article II, where I have the right to do whatever I want as president, but -- I don't even talk about that."
    -- Trump talking about Article II of the Constitution

  • July 25, 2019

    "The administration, our president, me, we've done a great job."
    -- Trump

    "No collusion, no obstruction, case closed."
    -- Vice President Mike Pence


    "Did you actually totally exonerate the president?"
    -- Rep. Jerry Nadler

    -- Robert Mueller

  • July 24, 2019

    Sen. John Kennedy on Mueller testimony: "I understand what my Democratic friends are trying to do, but they're just grooming a corpse."

    Sen. Kevin Cramer: "I'm barely interested in it. Most voters aren't interested in it. Move on."

    Sen. Ron Johnson: "I actually read the report. It's mind-numbing. It is a snoozer."

    Senate Majority Whip John Thune: "I think most people have lost interest."

  • July 23, 2019

    "I have a plan on Afghanistan that if I wanted to win that war, Afghanistan would be wiped off the face of the earth, it would just be gone, it would be over literally in 10 days. I don't want to go that route...I just don't want to kill 10 million people. Does that make sense to you?"
    -- Trump

  • July 22, 2019

    "Every time I meet a leader -- a president, a prime minister, a king, a queen -- they all say, 'Thank you, and nice to meet you. It's wonderful. By the way, congratulations on your economy. What you've done is incredible.'"
    -- Trump



  • July 21, 2019

    "You sound much more depressed than last time... I am very worried about you."
    -- Oliver Stone to Vladimir Putin, after sounding him out on becoming godfather to Stone's 22-year-old daughter

  • July 20, 2019

    "We cannot find a safe place to live... [ISIS] killed my mom. They killed my six brothers. They left behind them."
    -- Yazidi activist and Nobel Prize winner Nadia Murad, to Trump in Oval Office

    "Where are they now?"
    -- Trump

    "They killed them. They are in the mass grave in Sinjar and I'm still fighting just to live safe in safety. Please do something."
    -- Murad

    "I know the area very well. We're going to look into it very strongly...You had the Nobel Prize? That's incredible. They gave it to you for what reason? Maybe you can explain."
    -- Trump

    "For what reason?...I didn't give up. I make it clear to everyone that ISIS raped thousands of Yazidi women."
    -- Murad

  • July 19, 2019

    "We're doing things that nobody thought were possible... Things are happening that we wouldn't have believed happening, or could happen."
    -- Trump