Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • March 26, 2011

    I hear that a new order of Knighthood is on the tapis -- O.M.G. (Oh! My God!) -- Shower it on the Admiralty!
    British Admiral John Arbuthnot Fisher in a 1917 letter to Winston Churchill -- the earliest known use of the acronym
  • March 25, 2011

    Exercise a no-fly zone this evening.
    -- Newt Gingrich, 3/7/11
    I would not have intervened.
    -- Newt Gingrich, 3/23/11
  • March 24, 2011

    Palin's popularity falling in Iowa, but maintains lead to become supreme commander of Milfistan.
    -- Tucker Carlson, in a tweet
  • March 23, 2011

    It's infiltrated every level of our government. Right now we have many of these people that are advising the US military and State Department on how to respond in the Middle East, and it's like a farmer asking a fox, 'How do I protect my henhouse from foxes?' We've brought in Muslims to tell us how to make policy toward Muslim countries.
    -- evangelist Franklin Graham, on the Muslim Brotherhood
  • March 22, 2011

    If the world gets crazy with us, we will get crazy too.
    -- Muammar Gaddafi
  • March 21, 2011

    I dealt with Gaddafi. I rented him a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for two years, and then I didn't let him use the land. That's what we should be doing. I don't want to use the word 'screwed,' but I screwed him.
    -- Donald Trump
  • March 20, 2011

    We are waiting for you and so are the fishes.
    -- sign held by pro-Qaddafi demonstrator in Tripoli
  • March 18, 2011

    It looks like to me if shooting these immigrating feral hogs [from helicopters] works maybe we have found a [solution] to our illegal immigration problem.
    -- Kansas State Rep. Virgil Peck
    I was just speaking like a southeast Kansas person.
    -- Peck, defending his remarks
  • March 17, 2011

    Part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich.
    -- Donald Trump
  • March 15, 2011

    This has to be a tough call for the environmentalists around the world. They're scrambling now to blame this on global warming...Much of the damage seems to have happened in that part of Japan most heavily involved in manufacturing cars. So do environmentalists cheer or do they pretend to be saddened by this? It's a legitimate question.
    -- Rush Limbaugh