Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.
May 12, 2011
I had a major hand and play in this wonderful thing, getting him out of the mountains and down to the valleys. Someone had to get him out of there. That's where I came in. I scared the squirrel out of his hole, he popped his head up and he got capped...He hadn't been living [in the Abbottabad compound] for no damn six years. I absolutely flushed him out.
-- Gary Faulkner, the OBL-hunting sword-wielding American arrested in Pakistan last summer, trying to make the case that he should receive some of the $25 million reward money
May 10, 2011
Osama bin Laden is dead! Happy days! Happy days, everybody! This is the greatest night of my career!
-- Geraldo Rivera, confirming that even the death of Osama bin Laden is about him
May 09, 2011
The National Institute for Literacy estimates that 47% of adults (more than 200,000 individuals) in the City of Detroit are functionally illiterate, referring to the inability of an individual to use reading, speaking, writing, and computational skills in everyday life situations. We also know that of the 200,000... approximately half have a high school diploma or GED...
-- from a recent <a title="Detroit Regional Workforce Report" href="http://cbsdetroit.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/basicskillsreport_final.pdf">report</a>
May 06, 2011
Probably the most important moment maybe in American history.
-- Condoleezza Rice on President Bush at Ground Zero
May 05, 2011
A similar death and a similar taking away...The question comes down to this: what will you say to that next generation about what you did to make sure that wouldn't be their fate?
-- Michele Bachmann on taxes and the Holocaust
May 04, 2011
-- percentage of Republicans who, after release of Obama's long-form birth certificate, still think he was not, or might not have been, born in the U.S.
May 03, 2011
There is nobody who is less of a racist than Donald Trump.
-- Donald Trump
May 02, 2011
Not a great country.
-- Donald Trump on the U.S.
April 30, 2011
Listen, you mother******s, we're going to tax you 25 percent!
-- Donald Trump, on how he'd tell China he's adding an export tariff
April 29, 2011
There are certainly the mothers of some eligible young aristocratic women who are very disappointed, who feel their daughters have been pipped at the post.
-- BBC royal correspondent Nicholas Witchell