Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • November 09, 2011

    "I do view China as a potential military threat to the United States...They've indicated that they're trying to develop nuclear capability and they want to develop more aircraft carriers like we have."
    -- Herman Cain
  • November 08, 2011

    "Only in Santa Cruz would you have biker wars over who's going to control pumpkin spice lattes."
    -- S.C. Deputy Police Chief Steve Clark, on Starbucks fight between Hells Angels and Vagos members
  • November 05, 2011

    "Since you are from an island, you don't understand the subtleties of continental Europe."
    -- French President Nicolas Sarkozy to a BBC journalist
  • November 04, 2011

    "It was not the banks that created the mortgage crisis. It was plain and simple Congress who forced everybody to go and give mortgages to people who were on the cusp."
    -- NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg
  • November 02, 2011

    Bill O'Reilly: "Do you really want war with Iran?"

    Herman Cain: "Well, I don't want that, Bill. But if they fire first, we're going to defend ourselves and defend our enemies. And they are no match for our warships."
  • November 02, 2011

    "Liberals detest, detest, detest conservative blacks. I mean, they harangue blacks and tell them, 'You can't be a Republican.'...And then when we don't have that many Republicans or blacks showing up at a Republican event, 'Oh, you have no blacks there.' Well, maybe if you weren't haranguing them so much."
    -- Ann Coulter
  • October 31, 2011

    "Donald Trump will never sue me because I know his big secret -- his biggest secret. And he knows that I know it. Donald Trump cannot afford to sue me, and he knows it."
    -- Lawrence O'Donnell
  • October 30, 2011

    "Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow."
    -- Steve Jobs' final words
  • October 28, 2011

    "Do not speak to him unless you are spoken to."
    -- email sent to Herman Cain staff re in-car protocol
  • October 27, 2011

    "It's not okay. It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be."
    -- Rick Santorum on contraception