Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • November 26, 2019

    "Thank God nobody is accusing us anymore of interfering in the U.S. election. Now they're accusing Ukraine."
    -- Vladimir Putin, gloating recently over his successful disinformation campaign

  • November 25, 2019

    "God's used imperfect people all through history. King David wasn't perfect. Saul wasn't perfect. Solomon wasn't perfect. And I actually gave the president a little one-pager about those Old Testament kings about a month ago."
    -- Secretary of Energy Rick Perry

    "What he has withstood is unlike what really any other mortal could understand."
    -- 'Fox & Friends' co-host Pete Hegseth on Trump

  • November 24, 2019

    "They've looked like fools over the past five days...Adam Schiff is a sick puppy."
    -- Trump on Democrats at impeachment hearings

    "This call was flawless, it was appropriate, it was perfect, it was nice. It was everything."
    -- Trump on phone conversation with Zelensky

  • November 23, 2019

    "The ambassador, the woman, she wouldn't even put up [my picture in the embassy] -- she's an Obama person. I said, 'Why are you being so kind?' 'Well sir, she's a woman. We have to be nice.'"
    -- Trump on former Ukraine ambassador Marie Yovanovitch

    "Kellyanne is great, but she's married to a total whack job. She must have done a number on him. I don't know what Kellyanne did to that guy... She must have done some bad things to him because that guy's crazy."
    -- Trump on adviser Kellyanne Conway and George Conway

  • November 22, 2019

    "Impeachment Witch Hunt is now OVER!"
    -- Trump

    "If the president said, you know, 'I'll give you the money but you gotta investigate Joe Biden,' that is really off-the-rails wrong."
    -- Fox and Friends co-host Steve Doucy, 9/24

    "Everyone was in the loop. It was no secret...We followed the president's orders."
    -- Ambassador Gordon Sondland

  • November 21, 2019

    "I think it was fantastic...Not only did we win today, it's over."
    -- Trump on impeachment hearing testimony by Ambassador Gordon Sondland

  • November 20, 2019

    "They go up, they ring doorbells, they talk to people. How many toilets do they have, how many desks, how many beds? What's their roof made of?"
    -- Trump, characterizing the 2020 census

  • November 19, 2019

    "I wish my name was Hunter Biden. I could go abroad, make millions off of my father's presidency. I'd be a really rich guy. It would be incredible."
    -- Donald Trump Jr.

    "My son is coming out with a new book, Triggered: How the Left Thrives on Hate and Wants to Silence Us -- available tomorrow, November 5th. A great new book that I highly recommend for ALL to read. Go order it today!"
    -- Trump tweet

    "The RNC is giving away signed Donald Trump Jr. books to donors. (This is a tactic that helps boost reported sales.)"
    -- AP reporter Zeke Miller on Triggered, which appears at #1 on the NYT Nonfiction Bestseller List with a footnote, indicating "institutional, special interest, group or bulk purchases"

  • November 18, 2019

    -- particles of plastic ingested by average human every year, according to recent Environmental Science and Technology study; estimated by CNN to be equivalent to eating a credit card every week

  • November 17, 2019

    "As Nero is burning Rome you're trying to figure out if the Fire Department is to blame."
    -- Rudy Giuliani, when asked about his relationship with Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman, going on to explain that he was comparing Nero to former vice president Joe Biden