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Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • May 07, 2019

    "NO OBSTRUCTION. Bob Mueller should not testify. No redos for the Dems!"
    -- Trump

    "He is not signaling anything other than as an innocent man so found by Mr. Mueller, he just wants this over. He'd like to govern. That's all he's saying."
    -- Joe diGenova, informal Trump legal adviser

    "Case closed."
    -- Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell

    "[If we] had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgement."
    -- Mueller report

  • May 06, 2019

    "No Obstruction. ALL THE CRIMES ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE."
    -- Trump

    "[If we] had confidence after a thorough investigation of the facts that the President clearly did not commit obstruction of justice, we would so state. Based on the facts and the applicable legal standards, however, we are unable to reach that judgment."
    -- Mueller report

  • May 05, 2019

    "To stay, you must be seen as on Trump's team, so you make further compromises. You use his language, praise his leadership, tout his commitment to values. And then you are lost. He has eaten your soul."
    -- James Comey on being in the Trump administration

     

  • May 04, 2019

    "He sort of smiled when he said something to the effect that [the Mueller investigation] started off as a mountain and it ended up being a mouse."
    -- Trump on his phone call with Putin

  • May 03, 2019

    "I'm living rent-free inside of Donald Trump's brain, and it's not a very nice place to be."
    -- Hillary Clinton

  • May 02, 2019

    "I don't know whether Bob Mueller supported my conclusion."
    -- Attorney General William Barr to Senate Appropriations Committee on April 10, despite having received Mueller's letter of March 27 

    "Amoral leaders have a way of revealing the character of those around them... Mr. Trump eats your soul in small bites."
    -- former FBI Director James Comey

  • May 01, 2019

    "There has never been and probably never will be a movement like this again. Only God could deliver such a savior to our nation and only God could allow me to help. God bless America!"
    -- Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale

  • April 30, 2019

    "I'm so young. I can't believe it. I'm the youngest person. I'm a young, vibrant man."
    -- Trump

  • April 29, 2019

    "I think the notion that this president obstructed justice is absurd. I can't think of one thing that President Trump did to stop Mueller from doing his job."
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham

    "Trump's obstruction of justice and frankly, more importantly, Trump's dereliction of duty in failing to address the issue of Russian interference in our electoral processes, are by themselves grounds for his impeachment...Add to that his recalcitrance in responding to Mueller and his stonewalling of congressional investigations and the case becomes...much more compelling than that which attended the [impeachment] recommendation with respect to Clinton. Trump's efforts [to control the narrative, tamper with witnesses, create a false impression for the American people and a false impression for the investigation] are blunter [than those of Clinton] by a thousandfold."
    -- Paul Rosenzweig, senior counsel to Ken Starr

  • April 28, 2019

    "We're sending many of the [detained would-be immigrants] to sanctuary cities, thank you very much. They're not too happy about it. I'm proud to tell you that was actually my sick idea."
    -- Trump