Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.
October 09, 2019
"If I hear the president say one more time, 'I made a campaign promise to get out of Syria,' I'm going to throw up. His duty as commander-in-chief, I believe, compels him to act honorably to the Kurds..."
-- Sen. Lindsey Graham
October 07, 2019
"As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I've done before!)."
October 07, 2019
"As everybody knows, we've been treated very unfairly, very different from everybody else. If you go over not only history, I mean, you go over any aspect of life, you'll see how unfairly we've been treated. We've done a fantastic job. Everything to me is about corruption."
I don't care about politics. I don't care about anything, but I do care about corruption."
October 06, 2019
"Shorn of its rambling character and in not so many words, this is the essence of what the president communicated...[...]...This is in sum and character what the president was trying to communicate with the president of Ukraine."
-- House Intelligence Committee's Adam Schiff introducing and concluding his paraphrase/parody account of Trump-Zelensky conversation
"He is sick!...He wrote down and wrote terrible things, then said it was from the mouth of the President of the United States. I want Schiff questioned at the highest level for Fraud and Treason."
October 05, 2019
"To show you how dishonest the LameStream Media is, I used the word Liddle', not Liddle, in discribing [sic] Corrupt Congressman Liddle' Adam Schiff. Low ratings @CNN purposely took the hyphen out and said I spelled the word little wrong."
-- Trump tweet
October 04, 2019
"The media may be even more corrupt than the Bidens..."
"China should start an investigation into the Bidens."
"Inexplicably and without foundation, [Democrats] choose to hate America."
"These are maniacs."
-- Trump on Democratic presidential candidates
"Democrats want to steal the election."
-- Trump on 2020
October 03, 2019
"Believe it or not, I watch my words very carefully."
October 02, 2019
"This is simply about a phone conversation that could not have been nicer, warmer, or better... It is just another Democrat Hoax!... What is taking place is not an impeachment, it is a COUP...The greatest Witch Hunt in the history of our Country!"
"He's giving the country the middle finger."
-- GOP primary challenger Joe Walsh on Trump
October 01, 2019
"I want Schiff questioned at the highest level for Fraud and Treason."
"I wouldn't cooperate with Adam Schiff. I think Adam Schiff should be removed."
-- Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani
"If the Democrats are successful in removing the President from office (which they will never be), it will cause a Civil War like fracture in this Nation from which our Country will never heal."
-- Pastor Robert Jeffress, retweeted by Trump
"There's nothing there, but the Democrats say, 'We don't care. We're going to move towards impeachment.' They don't care about the facts."
-- Rep. Jim Jordan
September 30, 2019
"I'm the real whistleblower."
-- Trump personal attorney Rudy Giuliani
"The president of the United States is the whistleblower."
-- WH senior policy adviser Stephen Miller