Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • March 16, 2019

    "There should be no Mueller report."
    -- Trump

  • March 14, 2019

    "I can tell you I have the support of the police, the support of the military, the support of the Bikers for Trump -- I have the tough people, but they don't play it tough -- until they go to a certain point, and then it would be very bad, very bad."
    -- Trump

  • March 14, 2019

    "Both the judge and the lawyer in the Paul Manafort case stated loudly and for the world to hear there was NO COLLUSION with Russia."
    -- Trump, March 8th, on Judge T.S. Ellis and Kevin Downing after first Manafort sentencing

    "[Manafort is] not before the court for anything having to do with colluding with the Russian government to influence this election."
    -- what Judge Ellis actually said

    "Judge Jackson conceded that there was absolutely no evidence of any Russian collusion in this case... Two courts have ruled 'no evidence of any collusion with any Russians.'"
    -- Manafort lawyer Kevin Downing yesterday, after second sentencing

    "The question of whether there was any collusion with Russia... was not presented in this case, period, therefore it was not resolved one way or the other by this case...The 'no collusion' not accurate because the investigation is still ongoing."
    -- what Judge Jackson actually said

    "[It] was proven today -- no collusion... It was all a big hoax."
    -- Trump

  • March 13, 2019

    "The one-sided hatred on these shows is incredible and for me, unwatchable. But remember, WE are number one -- President!"
    -- Trump on late-night comedy/talk shows

    "I never did anything wrong."
    -- Trump

  • March 12, 2019

    "The racial violence that took place in Charlottesville, Virginia, on August 12 is a typical example of the acme of the current administration's policy of racism."
    -- from North Korea "White Paper on Human Rights Violations in the U.S. in 2017"

  • March 11, 2019

    "Is her adherence to this Islamic doctrine indicative of her adherence to Sharia law, which in itself is antithetical to the United States Constitution?"

    -- Fox host Jeanine Piro on Rep. Ilhan Omar wearing a hijab
  • March 10, 2019

    "The Democrats have become an anti-Israel party, they've become an anti-Jewish party."

    -- Trump
  • March 09, 2019

    "[Manafort is] not before this court for anything having to do with collusion with the Russian government to influence this election."
    -- Judge T.S. Ellis

    "Both the judge and the lawyer in the Paul Manafort case stated loudly and for the world to hear that there was NO COLLUSION with Russia."
    -- Trump



  • March 08, 2019

    "Fat Jerry Nadler is doing me a favor. He's too stupid to realize it. He's making me a lot of money."
    -- Trump on Rep. Jerry Nadler in 1995, during conflict over public funding for a Trump project

    "I [called him 'fat'] for a reason. I really feel that whatever can inspire him to go out and lose that tremendous amount of weight should be done. To be honest with you, he's a walking time bomb and if I can convince him to put himself, not in great, but in reasonable shape, I'm doing great service to him and his family."
    -- Trump, defending his comment

  • March 07, 2019

    "Virtually everything failed lawyer Michael Cohen said in his sworn testimony last week is totally contradicted in his just released manuscript for a book about me. It's a total new love letter to 'Trump'..."
    -- Trump