Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.
June 15, 2019
"I could say it, but I don't want to say it, but some people said it was the best speech ever made by a president in Europe. But I did not say that. I'm just quoting other people."
-- Trump on his 2017 speech in Poland, delivered while en route to a Group of 20 summit in Germany
June 14, 2019
"Let me know when the jail sentence starts."
-- Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway, on the US Office of Special Counsel recommendation that she be removed from office for repeated violations of the Hatch Act
June 13, 2019
"If any public official or member of any campaign is contacted by any nation state or anybody acting on behalf of a nation state about influencing or interfering with an election, then that's something that the FBI would want to know about."
-- FBI Director Christopher Wray
"The FBI Director is wrong."
June 12, 2019
"I don't know about that. Nobody knows."
-- Trump on reports that Kim Jong Un's assassinated half-brother Kim Jong Nam had been working with the CIA
June 11, 2019
"The head of the Fed in China is President Xi. He can do whatever he wants...We have people on the Fed that really weren't -- you know, they're not my people."
-- Trump, who appointed four of the five current Fed members
June 10, 2019
"The president had a press conference fighting back against what he believes is his desire to be transparent."
-- Fox & Friends co-host Pete Hegseth
June 09, 2019
"The failing New York Times, and ratings challenged CNN, will do anything to see our country fail!"
"Our previous leaders had no business leading anything."
-- Donald Trump Jr.
June 08, 2019
"We had a really great time. There are those who say they have never seen the Queen have a better time, a more animated time."
June 07, 2019
"He made such a fool out of himself."
-- Trump on Mueller
June 06, 2019
"Well, I was never a fan of that war, I'll be honest with you. I thought it was a terrible war. I thought it was very far away. Nobody ever, you know, you're talking about Vietnam, and at that time, nobody ever heard of the country. Today they are doing very well, in fact on trade they are brutal. They are very brutal."
-- Trump, asked by Piers Morgan if he wished he had been able to serve in Vietnam, had his bone spurs not prevented it