Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.
March 26, 2019
"There are a lot of people out there that have done some very, very evil things, some bad things. I would say some treasonous things against our country... And hopefully people that have done such harm to our country... will be looked at. I've been looking at them for a long time... They lied to Congress, many of them. You know who they are."
March 25, 2019
"Does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him."
-- Attorney General William Barr, quoting the Mueller report
"Complete and Total EXONERATION."
-- Trump on Mueller report
March 24, 2019
"ISIS defeated! A really big deal. This is what happens when you let guys in the field do what is needed to win rather than let Obama's lawyer bureaucrats in D.C. call the shots. We've now understand full well how incompetent those bureaucrats really were on many levels."
-- Donald Trump Jr. tweet
March 23, 2019
"I had one of the greatest election victories in history. They came from the valleys, they came from the rivers, they came from the cities, they came from all over... And now we have a man... who is a deputy, who I don't know, who I don't know at all, and he appoints a man... to write a report on me, to make a determination on my presidency? People will not stand for it."
-- Trump on Mueller report
"You are a child in the most important role the world knows."
-- Bridget McCain on Trump
March 22, 2019
"[Trump] sees all of us who went to Vietnam as fools. We were the suckers. We were the stupid ones. We were the ones that didn't have the resources to be able to get out of the draft...Well, Mr. President, get your feet x-rayed and let's see those bone spurs. I don't think he has them."
-- former Sen. Bob Kerrey
March 21, 2019
"It's sort of interesting that a man out of the blue just writes a report...You have a great victory, somebody comes in, does a report out of nowhere. Tell me, how does that make sense?...My voters don't get it and I don't get it."
-- Trump on Mueller
"I gave [Sen. John McCain] the kind of funeral he wanted -- which, as president, I had to approve. I don't care about this, but I didn't get 'Thank you.'"
March 20, 2019
"Once someone understands narcissistic personality disorder, they understand you -- and why you're unfit and incompetent for the esteemed office you temporarily hold."
-- George Conway on Trump
"George Conway, often referred to as Mr. Kellyanne Conway by those who know him, is VERY jealous of his wife's success and angry that I, with her help, didn't give him the job he so desperately wanted. I barely know him but just take a look, a stone cold LOSER and husband from hell."
"You. Are. Nuts."
March 19, 2019
"The Fake News Media has never been more Dishonest or Corrupt that it is right now. There was never been a time like this in American history...Fake News is the absolute Enemy of our People and our Country itself."
March 18, 2019
"It's truly incredible that shows like Saturday Night Live, not funny/no talent, can spend all the time knocking the same person (me), over and over, without so much of a mention of 'the other side.' Should Federal Election Commission and/or FCC look into this?"
March 17, 2019
"To show the invaders that our lands will never be their lands, our homelands are our own and that, as long as a white man still lives, they will never conquer our lands."
-- New Zealand shooting suspect on his goal
"People hate the word 'invasion,' but that's what it is."
-- Trump on U.S. southern border