Say What? Archive
What a long, strange strip it's been
Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.
August 18, 2019
"'Journalism' has reached a new low in the history of our Country. It is nothing more than an evil propaganda machine for the Democrat Party. The reporting is so false, biased and evil that it has now become a very sick joke."
August 17, 2019
"The Fake News Media is doing everything they can to crash the economy because they think that will be bad for me and my re-election."
August 16, 2019
"[The Democrats] view everybody as fascists and Nazis...They look down upon the hard-working citizens who truly make our country run...Our movement is built on love. We love our families, we love our faith, we love our flag, and we love our freedom. That's what it's about. We love our neighbors and we love our country."
-- Trump on Democrats, and Trumpism, at rally last night
"That guy has a serious weight problem. Go home, start exercising!...He's got a bigger problem than I do. Get him out of here, please."
-- Trump on protestor being removed from rally
August 15, 2019
"What if we went back through all the family trees and just pulled out anyone who was a product of rape or incest? Would there be any population of the world left if we did that?...I can't say that I was not a part of a product of that."
-- Rep. Steve King
August 14, 2019
"I think my rhetoric brings people together."
-- Trump, last week
"[Joe Scarborough's] angry psycho wife."
-- Trump on 'Morning Joe' co-host Mika Brzezinski
"So funny to watch little Donny Deutsch on TV with his own failing show."
"A world-class loser."
-- Trump on 'Trump Nation' author Timothy L. O'Brien
"A failed presidential candidate who makes a fool of himself every time he opens his mouth."
-- Trump on Julian Castro
"They have done so litle for our Nation's great African-American people."
-- Trump on Democrats
"Those are incredible patriots."
-- Trump on rally crowd chanting "Send her back!" re Rep. Ilhan Omar
"You are untruthful."
-- Trump, to reporter
August 13, 2019
"Give me your tired and your poor -- who can stand on their own two feet and who will not become a public charge."
-- Ken Cuccinelli, acting head of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, adjusting Emma Lazarus's Statue of Liberty welcoming poem on NPR this morning
August 12, 2019
"Putin, like every other dictator, has no idea when or how his rule will end. Only that it will be sudden."
-- Russian chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov
August 11, 2019
"We've got 32,000 soldiers on South Korean soil, and we've been helping them for about 82 years. And we get nothing. We get virtually nothing."
"It was a long letter, much of it complaining about the ridiculous and expensive [joint military] exercises [between the U.S. and South Korea]."
-- Trump, on "very beautiful" letter he received from North Korea's Kim Jong Un
August 10, 2019
"We want to allow millions of people to come [into the U.S. legally] because we need them... because we have many companies coming into our country. They're pouring in... We have companies coming in from Japan, all over Europe, all over Asia. They're opening up companies here. They need people to work... Thousands and thousands of companies are leaving China now because of the tariffs."
September 19, 2010
"Tucker is RIGHT! White Supremacy is a ZioMedia conspiracy Theory! The term is itself a lie. Millions of White activists are NOT 'supremacists.' We seek NOT to oppress or destroy any race! Human Rights for all -- EVEN FOR WHITE PEOPLE! Stop antiWhite racism!"
-- former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke on Tucker Carlson calling white supremacy "a conspiracy theory...just like the Russia hoax"