Say What? Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

Welcome to the Doonesbury Say What? Archive.

  • December 09, 2018

    "Time for Witch Hunt to END!... NO COLLUSION!... This whole deal is a Rigged Fraud headed up by dishonest people who would do anything so that I could not become President."

    -- Trump
  • December 08, 2018

    "Totally clears the President. Thank you!"

    -- Trump, referring to one or both of two sentencing recommendations for Michael Cohen, released by Mueller investigation and federal prosecutors in New York
  • December 07, 2018

    "Phony Russia Witch Hunt...It's called Presidential Harrassment!...Robert Mueller and Leakin' Lyin' James Comey are Best Friends...A total witch hunt...It has been incorrectly reported that Rudy Giuliani and others will not be doing a counter to the Mueller Report. That is Fake News. Already 87 pages done, but obviously cannot complete until we see the final Witch Hunt Report."

    -- Trump

  • December 06, 2018

    "I love debt. I'm the King of Debt."
    -- Trump, 2016

    "The U.S. is sitting on a time bomb."
    -- Trump on national debt

    "Yeah, but I won't be here."
    -- Trump, 2017, when national debt crisis explained to him

  • December 05, 2018

    "[MBS was] complicit in the murder...It is not a smoking gun. It's a smoking saw."
    -- Sen. Lindsey Graham on the murder of Jamal Khashoggi

    "I have zero question in my mind that the crown prince, MBS, ordered the killing... If he was in front of a jury he would be convicted in 30 minutes: guilty."
    -- Sen. Bob Corker

  • December 04, 2018

    "Illegal Joseph McCarthy style Witch Hunt..."
    -- Trump on Mueller investigation

    "Makes up stories to get a great and already reduced deal for himself...He lied."
    -- Trump on Michael Cohen

  • December 03, 2019

    "He's an ass."

    -- George H.W. Bush, on Trump
  • December 02, 2018

    "Now that Russia collusion is a proven lie, when do the trials for treason begin?"

    -- meme retweeted by Trump, showing Robert Mueller, Rod Rosenstein, Barack Obama, James Clapper, James Comey, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton and others behind bars
  • December 01, 2018

    "One of the problems that a lot of people like myself, we have very high levels of intelligence but we're not necessarily such believers. Look at our air and our water and it's right now at a record clean... As to whether or not it's man-made and whether or not the effects that you're talking about are there, I don't see it -- not nearly like it is."

    -- Trump on federal government's multi-agency National Climate Assessment warnings about danger to U.S.
  • November 30, 2018

    "He has to protect our security. But [lethal force] is not, I think, something that anyone is talking about."
    -- senior adviser Ivanka Trump, on U.S. border troops 

    "If they have to, they're going to use lethal force. I've given the okay."
    -- Trump, the week before