Mudlines Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

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  • May 25, 2011

    Ed Schultz on Laura Ingraham: “A right-wing slut…A talk slut.”….Ted Turner on oil and coal industries: “They need a good ass-kicking.”….Michael Lind on Niall Ferguson: “A huckster…vulgar and shallow. Has the moral imagination of a teenage boy addicted to gruesome video games.”….Priorities USA ad on Romney: “You have to wonder: Which page is he on today?”….Romney spokeswoman Andrea Saul: “Voters are looking for a jobs plan, not a smear campaign.”….Lawrence O’Donnell on debate over socialism: “The single stupidest argument we have in our society.”….Rick Santorum on John McCain: “Doesn’t understand how enhanced interrogation works.”….Trump on economists: “What do [they] know? Most of them aren’t very smart.”….
  • May 20, 2011

    Donald Trump: “Our leaders are stupid, they are stupid people. It's just very, very sad. We have weak, pathetic leadership.”….MSNBC anchor Lawrence O’Donnell on Trump: “NBC's Charlie Sheen - the greatest individual embarrassment in the history of the network.”….Ann Coulter: “To liberals, every woman looks like a hotel maid.”….Rick Santorum on Obama’s Mideast speech: “Epitomizes the sad state of American diplomacy.”….Mitt Romney: “Has thrown Israel under the bus.”….Michele Bachmann: "Betrayed our friend and ally.”….Tim Pawlenty: “Mistaken, a very dangerous demand.”….Ron Paul: “Does not understand a proper foreign policy for America.”….Steve Kornacki on Gingrich: “An epically disastrous presidential campaign rollout.”….Mark McKinnon on Gingrich: "A campaign suicide bomber."....Chris Matthews: “It's so pathetic that Roger Ailes has put [Sarah Palin] on television.”….Ailes: “People tell me all the time it was truly pathetic that I was the one who gave Chris Matthews his start.”….Eeyore on the other animals: “They haven’t got Brains, any of them, only grey fluff that’s blown into their heads by mistake.”….
  • May 17, 2011

    Newt Gingrich on Ryan proposals: “Right-wing social engineering.”….Ryan on Gingrich: “With allies like that, who needs the Left?”….Quin Hillyer on Gingrich: “Absolutely idiotic politically…horribly wrong philosophically.”….Eugene Robinson on GOP presidential debate: “Brought to mind the famous bar scene from ‘Star Wars.’”….Rep. David Schweikert on Geithner: “Acting like his hair is on fire.”….Alan Simpson on AARP: “Thirty-eight million people bound together by love of airline discounts.” ….Ted Rall on Obama: “Our Jack Ruby.”….Gingrich on Obama: “The most successful food stamp president in modern American history."….Alex Parene on Trump presidential campaign: “An unamusing joke.”….Trump on Nene: “You're a quitter. And Star Jones kicked your ass.”….
  • May 9, 2011

    Colin Powell on bin Laden: “The worst person on earth.”….CIA director Leon Panetta on Pakistan: “Involved or incompetent.”….George Will on Obama Libya policy: “A half-baked doctrine…a quarter-baked rationalization…and an unworthy national agenda.”….Jerry Seinfeld: “If God gave comedians the power to invent people, the first person we would invent is Donald Trump.”….
  • May 3, 2011

    NY Daily News on bin Laden: “Rot in hell.”….Washington Post: “Son of a bitch.”….NY Post: “Bastard.”….Rush Limbaugh: “Have you seen the picture of these clowns in the Situation Room from Sunday?...The smallest guy in the room is Obama.”….Rep. Allen West: “If you support Medicare the way it is now, you can kiss the United States of America goodbye.”….Julian Assange on Facebook: “The most appalling spying machine that has ever been invented.”….Orly Taitz on Obama long form birth certificate: “Very inventive computer art.”….Morrissey on Royal Family: “Benefit scroungers, nothing else.”….Glenn Beck on Glee: “A horror show…A nightmare.”….