Mudlines Archive

What a long, strange strip it's been

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  • September 8, 2011

    Jon Huntsman on the U.S.: “Our core is broken. We are weak.”….Huntsman strategist John Weaver on GOP: “A bunch of cranks.”….Rick Perry on Social Security: “A monstrous lie.”….Michele Bachmann on Obama: “Has weakened us militarily and put us more at risk than any time.”….Mitt Romney on Obama: “Doesn’t have a clue.”….Rick Santorum on Obama: “Indecisive and confused.”….Newt Gingrich on Ben Bernanke: “I would fire him tomorrow.”….Sarah Palin on Hoffa: “Thuggery.”….Kim Kardashian on her family: “Like the Brady Bunch on crack.”….
  • September 7, 2011

    Rep. Joe Walsh on Obama: “How idiotic is this president?”….Frank Rich on Obama: “A rhetorical and…substantive failure.”….Sen. Jim DeMint on Obama: “I’m not interested in his speech.”….Palin on Obama: “He doesn’t make sense.”….Ron Paul ad on Rick Perry: “Al Gore’s Texas cheerleader.”….Teamster president Jim Hoffa on Tea Party: “Take these son-of-a-bitches out.”….
  • September 1, 2011

    Congressional Black Caucus member Andrew Carson: “Some of them in Congress right now of this Tea Party movement would love to see you and me…hanging on a tree.”….Ron Reagan on Cheney: “A war criminal.”….John Dean on Cheney: “A classic authoritarian personality.”….Dahlia Lithwick on Cheney memoir: “Starts to sound a little like the crazy lady in the attic.”….Robert Scherer on Cheney memoir: "Lying comes so easily that one must assume he takes the pursuit of truth to be nothing more than a reckless indulgence.”….Lawrence O’Donnell on Rudy Giuliani: “An ego-driven incompetent.”….
  • August 30, 2011

    Rep. Maxine Waters: “As far as I'm concerned, the Tea Party can go straight to hell.”...Romney on Obama: “Have we ever had a president who was so eager to address the world with an apology on his lips and doubt in his heart?”...David Horowitz on Obama: “He basically despises America.”...Rush Limbaugh on Irene: “I'll guarantee you Obama was hoping this was going to be a disaster as another excuse for his failing economy.”...Sean Hannity on Obama’s intelligence: “I’ve never seen his grades.”...Howard Portnoy on Keith Olbermann: “Clueless and hostile.”...Tennis analyst Mary Carillo on Ryan Harrison at U.S. Open: “Mr. Crankypants, he’s just acting like a brat out there."...
  • August 21, 2011

    Libyan rebels on Muammar Qaddafi: “We are coming for you, frizz-head!”….Qaddafi on rebels: “Fleeing like rats.”….Former Treasury official Bruce Bartlett: “Rick Perry's an idiot, and I don't think anyone would disagree with that.”….Joe McGinnis on Sarah Palin: “Has no friends any more. She has no political allies. She has no supporters. Her greed, her blatant stupidity and her malevolent personality have driven them all away.”….Ann Coulter: “Inciting violent mobs is the essence of the left's agenda: Promote class warfare, illegitimate children and an utterly debased citizenry.”….